John
@johnthebassist.com
New here, was over on the Musky app. Used to run. A lot. Dad, husband, #handporn model, musician, pervert. Pets are family members.
He/Him
He/Him
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’m exhausted
Heart has been in afib most of the day. So while I’ve barely moved, my heart was in my standard running cadence for almost 12 hours
This bloody sucks
Heart has been in afib most of the day. So while I’ve barely moved, my heart was in my standard running cadence for almost 12 hours
This bloody sucks
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’m exhausted
Heart has been in afib most of the day. So while I’ve barely moved, my heart was in my standard running cadence for almost 12 hours
This bloody sucks
Heart has been in afib most of the day. So while I’ve barely moved, my heart was in my standard running cadence for almost 12 hours
This bloody sucks
How is "taking the recycling out, barefoot, as it sleets" not following the "ice the foot when possible" suggestion?
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How is "taking the recycling out, barefoot, as it sleets" not following the "ice the foot when possible" suggestion?
Day 4 without coffee. The urge to stab is palpable
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Day 4 without coffee. The urge to stab is palpable
So I was gone for a full day (thanksgiving), but was back for a night before being gone for a full week (vacation). Then was back for a single night before being gone for forever (hospital)
Benji is never leaving my side again
Benji is never leaving my side again
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So I was gone for a full day (thanksgiving), but was back for a night before being gone for a full week (vacation). Then was back for a single night before being gone for forever (hospital)
Benji is never leaving my side again
Benji is never leaving my side again
Almost assuredly having a minor heart procedure tomorrow. Boobs would be lovely “feel better” wishes
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Almost assuredly having a minor heart procedure tomorrow. Boobs would be lovely “feel better” wishes
Wordle 1,632 3/6*
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“You're styling!”
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Sunday Crossword in 39:36!
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Mini Crossword in 0:50!
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I got Queen Bee!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
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December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wordle 1,632 3/6*
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Strands #644
“You're styling!”
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Mini Crossword in 0:50!
Pips #112
Easy 🟢 0:31
Medium 🟡 1:37
Hard 🔴 2:57
Sunday Crossword in 39:36!
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Strands #644
“You're styling!”
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Mini Crossword in 0:50!
Pips #112
Easy 🟢 0:31
Medium 🟡 1:37
Hard 🔴 2:57
Sunday Crossword in 39:36!
Well, there is no way I’d have done this on my own, but an entire weekend without alcohol or weed or caffeine or snacking or processed foods
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well, there is no way I’d have done this on my own, but an entire weekend without alcohol or weed or caffeine or snacking or processed foods
The original plan: come back from vacation and slowly catch up with work
The reality: ER visit making me wish I was dealing with the shittiest of work days
The reality: ER visit making me wish I was dealing with the shittiest of work days
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The original plan: come back from vacation and slowly catch up with work
The reality: ER visit making me wish I was dealing with the shittiest of work days
The reality: ER visit making me wish I was dealing with the shittiest of work days
Benji is rather excited to have his family back home
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Benji is rather excited to have his family back home
Wordle 1,629 4/6*
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“In the driver's seat”
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Mini Crossword in 0:33!
Pips #109
Easy 🟢 0:14 🍪
Medium 🟡 0:37 🍪
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Thursday Crossword in 12:00!
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wordle 1,629 4/6*
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Strands #641
“In the driver's seat”
🔵🔵🔵🔵
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Mini Crossword in 0:33!
Pips #109
Easy 🟢 0:14 🍪
Medium 🟡 0:37 🍪
Hard 🔴 2:10
Thursday Crossword in 12:00!
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Connections #907
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
Strands #641
“In the driver's seat”
🔵🔵🔵🔵
🟡🔵🔵
Mini Crossword in 0:33!
Pips #109
Easy 🟢 0:14 🍪
Medium 🟡 0:37 🍪
Hard 🔴 2:10
Thursday Crossword in 12:00!
I would like to reiterate that it’s not my fault that witty tee-shirt generally phrases appear on the breastal region of t-shirts
Also, my eyesight sucks as of late
Also, my eyesight sucks as of late
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would like to reiterate that it’s not my fault that witty tee-shirt generally phrases appear on the breastal region of t-shirts
Also, my eyesight sucks as of late
Also, my eyesight sucks as of late
There is a beast in this picture
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There is a beast in this picture
There is a bear in this pic
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There is a bear in this pic
Yep, a bottle of wine with dinner makes me less snippy with my family
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yep, a bottle of wine with dinner makes me less snippy with my family
There is a monster in this picture
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There is a monster in this picture
Dipping my French fries in tzatziki
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dipping my French fries in tzatziki
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Do I need a breakfast beer?
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Do I need a breakfast beer?
Benji has seen suitcases deployed - he is not happy with me
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Benji has seen suitcases deployed - he is not happy with me
Putting up the Christmas tree, I kind of lament that we no longer have the "toddler concentration" of ornaments set up only where they could reach
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Putting up the Christmas tree, I kind of lament that we no longer have the "toddler concentration" of ornaments set up only where they could reach
Yes, iPhone, cuddlenap is a word
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes, iPhone, cuddlenap is a word