@johntk.bsky.social
Who are the ones we left in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
Penguins live in the southern hemisphere. So... there's that.
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Penguins live in the southern hemisphere. So... there's that.
It's like people don't remember September 16, 1920...
January 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's like people don't remember September 16, 1920...
Something something Golden Rule...?
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Something something Golden Rule...?
Sooner rather than later, please.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Sooner rather than later, please.
Too late. The speculation has started.
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Too late. The speculation has started.
You can explain this, you just don't want to.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
You can explain this, you just don't want to.
Rodent? I was assuming he's more tapeworm than human.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Rodent? I was assuming he's more tapeworm than human.
She looks like a failed clone of Sarah Huckabee.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
She looks like a failed clone of Sarah Huckabee.
Or Rush Limbaugh's.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Or Rush Limbaugh's.
[T]he Oxford Center was an “unscrupulous” business that for years disregarded safety measures at its alternative wellness centers... the aim of the centers...was "to provide unaccredited and debunked so-called treatments, chiefly because it brought cash into the door.”
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
Years before boy's death, Oxford Center 'dismissed' safety concerns
A former Oxford Center hyperbaric chamber tech testified that he mentioned concerns about static electricity sparking a fire, but was "brushed off."
www.freep.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
[T]he Oxford Center was an “unscrupulous” business that for years disregarded safety measures at its alternative wellness centers... the aim of the centers...was "to provide unaccredited and debunked so-called treatments, chiefly because it brought cash into the door.”
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
www.freep.com/story/news/l...
They should change the agency name to "Icing."
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They should change the agency name to "Icing."
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a...
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a...
I met him at my law school in Minnesota. During the meet and greet, he started telling lawyer jokes. The guy ran out of fucks to give when he hit puberty.
I admire him for that.
I admire him for that.
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I met him at my law school in Minnesota. During the meet and greet, he started telling lawyer jokes. The guy ran out of fucks to give when he hit puberty.
I admire him for that.
I admire him for that.
I'd personally post your bond.
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'd personally post your bond.
Wait. I'm confused. Your hospital has a stripper barista?
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Wait. I'm confused. Your hospital has a stripper barista?
Someone did. You should too.
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Someone did. You should too.
We need to keep a running total of counts of negligent homicide.
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
We need to keep a running total of counts of negligent homicide.
Is Daniel Plainview the course counselor?
a man with a dirty face is smoking a pipe
ALT: a man with a dirty face is smoking a pipe
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Is Daniel Plainview the course counselor?
Apparently you've never cracked open a cool, refreshing bottle of mayonnaise at the beach.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Apparently you've never cracked open a cool, refreshing bottle of mayonnaise at the beach.
We're being led by idiots who think John Wayne was a real person and not a weakling named Marion.
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
We're being led by idiots who think John Wayne was a real person and not a weakling named Marion.
Do people actively WANT diarrhea?
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Do people actively WANT diarrhea?
And all the violence that accompanied it.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
And all the violence that accompanied it.