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John Toilet

@johntoilet.bsky.social

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · Jun 20

Actual friend of mine irl has dropped a new album for the masses for free. Here is some old school Boston punk vibes for you to share and enjoy.

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Album - I Think It's Time to Leave...

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 2d

Starbucks, I’m assuming.

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 2d

Yes this is a minor crash out. Idgaf. It’s not the person or the list, it’s the internet in general. An entire population of people unwilling to do, but more than willing to criticize as aggressively as possible. This whole implemented apparatus is bullshit. Do something I beg you. Help for real. 🫡

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 2d

Ya know, I joke but also: this is why I think it’s time to officially shut this shit down for the most part. Let me know when one of you start a commune. Done with most of you and your words but no action or actual assistance. Very easy to type, which is why you do nothing else. 🖕

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 2d

It’s an honor really. I’m a severely broken human both mentally and physically after service to pretty much everyone but myself, but somebody read one post and they know me 100%. Jokes on them though, it’s not a Starbucks it’s a Dunkin’ Donuts

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 2d

After feeding the homeless for 20 years and being an emt and doing community outreach and having spent most of my life putting others needs before my own, I have successfully made it to a Bluesky list described as “Genocide apologist posting cringe from a Starbucks as it burns down around them”

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning, why am I awake right now morning

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

Good lord what list did I get added to

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

Roger that, I’ll try and be vigilant. We are about to get cold around here, I hope that does something to their numbers

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

Mayonnaise leaking out of the tweeter

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

(Cut to an emotional orc covered in a blanket rocking back and forth, little pieces of TP on all the razor cuts)

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

I know very little, are they burrowing? Do they just hang out? What am I looking for

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

This, until there’s no fancy bugs

a black and white photo of a field with smoke coming out of the ground

ALT: a black and white photo of a field with smoke coming out of the ground

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck it, we got the fighter jets: napalm canisters dropping west to east, on the tree line, until everything is cinders

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

I just discovered people who use ai for the forced push attempt to make it mainstream legitimate are trying to slur shame everyone else by calling us “traditionalists”

Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

The lantern fly has entered Massachusetts.

MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:

Kill on sight.

fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

Massachusetts officials warning public after invasive pest spotted in Fall River, other communities

BOSTON — The Massachusetts Department of Agricultural Resources is asking the public to keep an eye out for the invasive pest known as spotted lanternfly as the pest is now active and has been seen in...

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

Beloved pokemon pikachu has caught Lyme disease from a local tick, will be put down by machine gun firing squad to protect the public

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gonna double down and say no healthcare for anyone. Return to 1800’s. Everyone dies of scurvy and rickets now. Business as usual in all other regards. Starbucks has a plague doctor now

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

“I’m the type of guy to have a 30 rack of twisted tea and crash this Chrysler Sebring into the Quabbin Resevoir I tell you what chief”

- New Massachusetts guy

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 4d

They are very strange animals I like them

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

That makes more sense

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

That’s not a challenge coin. Thats something you buy at a tourist trap.

Do they even know wtf a challenge coin is

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

This is clearly Stalingrad

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

I think she meant Palestine but said Portland. Gosh darn silly mistakes.

Aw shucks! Try again

John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

Hey Portland, are you all living in mortar and artillery craters? All the buildings leveled? Is the barbed wire and flares holding up ok on the trench line? Ammunition, food and water ok? Apparently you guys are war torn

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."

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John Toilet @johntoilet.bsky.social · 5d

Someone said it here, it’s unfortunate there’s no PR team to deal with this, but, at the same time, if you are going to interact with your users unfiltered, expect replies. But maybe, using your analogy, Bluesky should try and see the forest through the trees. minus the one falling, mentioned above.

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