Elrond Hubbard
@johnultrahybrid.bsky.social
Dog fountain 2k19 revival
he/him
he/him
Do yall ever turn on the bathroom heat lamp and feel like a lizard
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Do yall ever turn on the bathroom heat lamp and feel like a lizard
One of these days ima put chicken salt in my coffee istg
September 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One of these days ima put chicken salt in my coffee istg
Deliver the clockwork twink unto me this instant
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Deliver the clockwork twink unto me this instant
Bart when a Bartender walks in: 😨
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bart when a Bartender walks in: 😨
Brendan
Brandon
Brondin
Brindun
Brunden
Brandon
Brondin
Brindun
Brunden
June 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Brendan
Brandon
Brondin
Brindun
Brunden
Brandon
Brondin
Brindun
Brunden
Me n the boys jaked off that dildo screech
June 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Me n the boys jaked off that dildo screech
Me n my homeslices be trampling out the vintage
May 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me n my homeslices be trampling out the vintage
This guy is an all-timer in the world of guys who are just kinda like that
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This guy is an all-timer in the world of guys who are just kinda like that
E major is the most Mexican chord. Just is
April 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
E major is the most Mexican chord. Just is
MC Escher on the mic droppin impossible bars
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
MC Escher on the mic droppin impossible bars
On my knees screamin
LEMON
FLAVOUR
LEMON
FLAVOUR
February 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
On my knees screamin
LEMON
FLAVOUR
LEMON
FLAVOUR
Private eyes privatise private ties
February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Private eyes privatise private ties
If you aint makin love to dorothy the dinosaur you failed at life lil cuz
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you aint makin love to dorothy the dinosaur you failed at life lil cuz
Video game addiction is debilitating. I played too much Minecraft and now I spend every waking hour fighting the urge to attach spruce trapdoors to every flat surface in my home
February 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Video game addiction is debilitating. I played too much Minecraft and now I spend every waking hour fighting the urge to attach spruce trapdoors to every flat surface in my home
Did you know? A musical play based on 'I'm a scatman' is in production! Google 'scat play' to learn more!
February 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Did you know? A musical play based on 'I'm a scatman' is in production! Google 'scat play' to learn more!
Fillin Tolfdir's alembic with the Whiterun sleeping tree zaza and choofin that shit
January 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fillin Tolfdir's alembic with the Whiterun sleeping tree zaza and choofin that shit
This whirlpool got me jabberin like yarrrr what are socks for
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This whirlpool got me jabberin like yarrrr what are socks for
In 2025 we're bringing back Trunch. You weren't here when we brought it the first time
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
In 2025 we're bringing back Trunch. You weren't here when we brought it the first time
In this neighbourhood we think fondly of whistles
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In this neighbourhood we think fondly of whistles
Why am i allowed to post here while plastered out of my mind its dangerous
December 31, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Why am i allowed to post here while plastered out of my mind its dangerous
Not a fan of what he did to the natives but George Armstrong Custer's hair was a serve
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Not a fan of what he did to the natives but George Armstrong Custer's hair was a serve
My political hot take is that sometimes domestic terrorism is good
November 7, 2024 at 3:15 AM
My political hot take is that sometimes domestic terrorism is good
I got aardvark fever, call that Arthuritis
July 3, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I got aardvark fever, call that Arthuritis