Can I at least freak out about the weather? Winter storm watch in St. Louis oughta fill the news void.

“We might have some answers.” -the people tied up under the mattress

Wait, are they all now on double secret probation?

I usually like to drip dry outside someone else’s shower until they notice I’ve arrived just so things can fast forward to the police chase scene.

As if they’d bother to do a feasibility study.