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John Walrus but Old
@johnwalrus.bsky.social
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Sometimes I remember I can draw or stream. 29, he/him.
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I'm so tired of learning about my anticipated games yall, every announcement got me like. (But thank you for sharing this info)
Wesley Snipes softly crying as he points a gun offscreen
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Seeing an increase of both joke and not jokes about 'wizard passes' and I'm just fucking sick of them tbh
A tall lanky character stand on the right while a shorter simple character says "Its OK guys if you pay me I'll give you a pass for the wizard stu" The tall character on the right decimates the left character by blasting their fucking skull in with an energy blast "PERISH"
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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imporntant information
A crudely drawn football with a Walrus face doodled on it labeled 'Sportsball'
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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I'm so tired of every major game announcement having me like
Wesley Snipes softly crying as he gets ready to shoot someone off screen
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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A totally real Breaking News about them calling it Traves
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Thinking about some peak/ insane old yugioh designs
The Yugioh card 'Moai Interceptor Cannons', a line of Moai heads with glowing eyes and mechanical gears firing lasers off panel
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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A sketch of a ball shaped Walrus "I'm rooting for you Please stay strong Okay? <3"
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I am burthmas and got the funny every color novelty pen god I'm so tired
A very tired and aged poorly drawn Walrus with a cupcake, which has candles depicting 29. 'yay' is written above.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Bro they're just putting insulation in the fucking wack ass chocolate what
A display for Dubai Chocolate showing its new flavor, which literally looks like they stuck pink housing insulation into
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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In case you're curious what retail is like, I took this picture of Halloween candy today
Over a dozen boxes of unsold Halloween candy in a grocery backroom
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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polemon oh god
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I am weak willed. Overall strangely fine, salty and sweet, caramel goes with basically everything. 7/10, I'll prob finish the bag
Lay's brand chips that are, for some ungodly reason, Salted Caramel flavor
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I am cursed by my brain, it calls to me
The Green Goblin mask, with the text Run&Bun, the name given to the hardest Pokémon Rom ever made. Like deadass.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Da birthmas bunny
4 images of a very cozy and tired Pikachu toy/doll with different captions "Remember to stay Hydrated" "dont overwork yourself too much" dont forget to take breaks" "And remember to love yourself"
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Safeway I PROMISE this isn't the ad you thunk it is
A Safeway ad for pork. "$avings like its 1929!"
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My top 3 reorders by the day but I love my mustache dog so much
The funny mustache dog Pokémon Stoutland
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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When you can't look up saucy neko arc art anymore

Vaguely ft. @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social
A pen doodle of Slug wearing a shirt that says "one fear"
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A stock image of a group of women playing dodgeball, an image which plagues people who make correct predictions
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Scene frome a movie where a character is smiling, about to be hanged "First time?"
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Low poly Spheal with Dark Souls style text: SPHEAL COMMENTED
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Wacko (?) staring at a phone, tired and exhausted
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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relaxing from the real world horrors by facing digital fake horrors in Vintage Story, its incredibly charming and cozy despite how nightmarish it can get
a cozy house with a thatch roof in Vintage Story (very minecraft)
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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A meme of Mercy(Digimon Enjoyer Slug) saving someone in need (Pokémon fans being told the new pricing)
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Anyway rot in piss, and they can all suck me good through my jorts
Me holding a shot of bourbon while flipping the bird.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM