“And….covet. Heavy on the covet, Father.”

When did anyone ever have to do that? I mean anyone from that cult. Why do they invent these problems that have never existed to make it seem like they were somehow oppressed?

To be fair, they got more than their usual number of chances and had both some bad luck and an opposing goaltender who stood on his #$&*ing head all night.

She forgot to mention, "...if it doesn't KILL you."

Thanks for posting this

You seriously think I don't know the actual words...well,, we've reached a new place, haven't we?

It's not???

Then I drove the cab into a lamp post, as I stashed the bill in my shirt.

Brilliant. Pope Mamet