John Young
@johnyounger.bsky.social
Ice cream, biscuits, dogs, jungle, Manyoo. Has no opinion on the potential capacity of any football grounds.
I’m sorry you and the point are so far apart
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m sorry you and the point are so far apart
I don’t totally agree. Negotiations can be done online. BUT the ridiculous amount of people attending makes a mockery of the whole thing.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don’t totally agree. Negotiations can be done online. BUT the ridiculous amount of people attending makes a mockery of the whole thing.
Did you expect him to defecate an American rodent OR were you lazily mistaken and meaning a hedgehog?
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Did you expect him to defecate an American rodent OR were you lazily mistaken and meaning a hedgehog?
Why are any of them? Defeats the object. If they HAD to go cos there was no other way wouldn’t they go on scheduled flights?
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why are any of them? Defeats the object. If they HAD to go cos there was no other way wouldn’t they go on scheduled flights?
It seems so ridiculous even on the simplest level that this should happen. How can they not see it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It seems so ridiculous even on the simplest level that this should happen. How can they not see it.
You wished his next poo to be a porcupine did you not?
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You wished his next poo to be a porcupine did you not?
I’m not the one miscountrying porcupines. Your lazy comparison is made worse by the fact hedgehogs aren’t even in the same family as porcupines
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m not the one miscountrying porcupines. Your lazy comparison is made worse by the fact hedgehogs aren’t even in the same family as porcupines
Oh hi. Zoo poo wanker
Yes, there are porcupines in the UK, but they are non-native and primarily found in zoos or as escapees from private collections. You can see them at zoos like London Zoo and Whipsnade Zoo, or participate in a porcupine experience at locations like the Suffolk Owl Sanctuary.
Yes, there are porcupines in the UK, but they are non-native and primarily found in zoos or as escapees from private collections. You can see them at zoos like London Zoo and Whipsnade Zoo, or participate in a porcupine experience at locations like the Suffolk Owl Sanctuary.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh hi. Zoo poo wanker
Yes, there are porcupines in the UK, but they are non-native and primarily found in zoos or as escapees from private collections. You can see them at zoos like London Zoo and Whipsnade Zoo, or participate in a porcupine experience at locations like the Suffolk Owl Sanctuary.
Yes, there are porcupines in the UK, but they are non-native and primarily found in zoos or as escapees from private collections. You can see them at zoos like London Zoo and Whipsnade Zoo, or participate in a porcupine experience at locations like the Suffolk Owl Sanctuary.
Hedgehog. You aren’t from the U S of A Pippy*
*probs should call you poppy this time of year in case of gammons.
*probs should call you poppy this time of year in case of gammons.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hedgehog. You aren’t from the U S of A Pippy*
*probs should call you poppy this time of year in case of gammons.
*probs should call you poppy this time of year in case of gammons.
It actually is tho
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It actually is tho
That’s awful. So sorry for you.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
That’s awful. So sorry for you.
Cos they have to play a load of old shite every week. Might as well be in the league of Ireland premier.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Cos they have to play a load of old shite every week. Might as well be in the league of Ireland premier.
£12 and a pack of currywurst and 2 franziskaner
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
£12 and a pack of currywurst and 2 franziskaner
And you’d get the job. Instantly
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And you’d get the job. Instantly
You are like a young David Attenborough
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You are like a young David Attenborough
Three questions;
Can you explain avocado
Do you know about fainting goats
What’s you favourite shade of yellow
Can you explain avocado
Do you know about fainting goats
What’s you favourite shade of yellow
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Three questions;
Can you explain avocado
Do you know about fainting goats
What’s you favourite shade of yellow
Can you explain avocado
Do you know about fainting goats
What’s you favourite shade of yellow
Wow. If only I’d spent some time in Northumberland they could name that body disposal method after me
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wow. If only I’d spent some time in Northumberland they could name that body disposal method after me