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John Zande
@johnzande.bsky.social
Parodying religion is more fun than debating it (Books: The Owner of All Infernal Names / On the Problem of Good), Poe's Law enthusiast, 4 dogs, 7 cats
Sex with 65 year old fat men.

Because every 15 year old girl is secretly craving sex with 65 year old fat men.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Wag
the
Dog
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lies told in 'public' and recorded. Zeus only knows what the real number is. The man lies more than his sick heart beats.
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Next week is Wag the Dog.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by John Zande
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
These emails are from the Epstein estate. They're not the actual FBI files.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trust me. The BBC will still be around in 20 years.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The US has always had a dumbstreak. The difference today is the world gets to see and hear that dumbstreak every day.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In other words, he played Trump like the dickhead he is.
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Stupidly large bikinis
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
60 days to act?

Fuck that. Try 3pm today.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's a trait of a sociopath.
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM