Egg
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probably procrastinating doing laundry rn | they/them
I need a newer worser drug to balance out the humors
July 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I need a newer worser drug to balance out the humors
The neoliberals stopped overconsuming at target and immediately revealed how little they know about capitalism by turning around a couple months later to celebrate a win that hasn't happened and talk up other unethical stores to "prove" they don't need this specific unethical store 🙄
May 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The neoliberals stopped overconsuming at target and immediately revealed how little they know about capitalism by turning around a couple months later to celebrate a win that hasn't happened and talk up other unethical stores to "prove" they don't need this specific unethical store 🙄
As a target employee, the boycotts since repealing their DEI program are so revealing of how many consumers just... blindly beleived they cared about equality????? It took this much for y'all to break up with a brand? Cause what, they partnered with people of color? Are we unaware what PR is??????
May 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As a target employee, the boycotts since repealing their DEI program are so revealing of how many consumers just... blindly beleived they cared about equality????? It took this much for y'all to break up with a brand? Cause what, they partnered with people of color? Are we unaware what PR is??????
Yeah... turns out I got ocpd
perfection is unnatural and the pursuit of it has only made my life harder........ and yet-
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yeah... turns out I got ocpd
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saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical
January 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical
sometimes you can peel your heart in two trying to show someone you care and their only response will be a nod and grunt before going back fill their Tumblr queue with posts about abandonment and victimhood
December 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM
sometimes you can peel your heart in two trying to show someone you care and their only response will be a nod and grunt before going back fill their Tumblr queue with posts about abandonment and victimhood
Oh the irony that the same people who were having mass shooting fantasies against LGBT people around me growing up suddenly believe in the sanctity of life after a CEO learns the concept of cause and effect 🙄
December 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Oh the irony that the same people who were having mass shooting fantasies against LGBT people around me growing up suddenly believe in the sanctity of life after a CEO learns the concept of cause and effect 🙄
My trans friend who grew up with unreasonably strict parents in the suburbs and is now stuck at a dead end job said that I Saw the TV Glow made zero sense... At what point does media literacy atrophy?
December 19, 2024 at 11:40 PM
My trans friend who grew up with unreasonably strict parents in the suburbs and is now stuck at a dead end job said that I Saw the TV Glow made zero sense... At what point does media literacy atrophy?
When they offer you a ride to work because they couldn't imagine you walking in the freezing rain but they COULD imagine you late as fuck to work though
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 AM
When they offer you a ride to work because they couldn't imagine you walking in the freezing rain but they COULD imagine you late as fuck to work though
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
perfection is unnatural and the pursuit of it has only made my life harder........ and yet-
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
perfection is unnatural and the pursuit of it has only made my life harder........ and yet-
becoming a Kneecap fan will have you sniffing to the beat and also for no particular reason actively curious about the recreational effects of ketamine
December 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
becoming a Kneecap fan will have you sniffing to the beat and also for no particular reason actively curious about the recreational effects of ketamine
it's just me and my shitty stache against the world
December 7, 2024 at 8:59 PM
it's just me and my shitty stache against the world
You ever see your manager in their car at work and realize NOBODY at this job's getting paid 😭
March 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
You ever see your manager in their car at work and realize NOBODY at this job's getting paid 😭
Setting up a singular hangout with someone to befriend them has taken me approximately a month and I'm supposed to do this for romance as well???
January 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Setting up a singular hangout with someone to befriend them has taken me approximately a month and I'm supposed to do this for romance as well???
I took an otc allergy pill 4 times a day for a week and I have never been this anxiety free. With all the bs doctors say around anxiety, why did they never mention histamine intolerance???
December 23, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I took an otc allergy pill 4 times a day for a week and I have never been this anxiety free. With all the bs doctors say around anxiety, why did they never mention histamine intolerance???
Just found out right before Christmas that my family "forgot" to tell me my father relapsed and lost his job two weeks ago... Really trying not to eat glass rn
December 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Just found out right before Christmas that my family "forgot" to tell me my father relapsed and lost his job two weeks ago... Really trying not to eat glass rn
Are you there, God? I've been learning about world building recently and I have some notes...
November 27, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Are you there, God? I've been learning about world building recently and I have some notes...
damn ok maybe anger is healing
November 21, 2023 at 8:29 PM
damn ok maybe anger is healing
I'm so done I'm about to create a superiority complex
November 8, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I'm so done I'm about to create a superiority complex
Five Nights at Freddy's was better than Barbie
October 30, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Five Nights at Freddy's was better than Barbie
Fuck soft ice cream, it has to be -5° or you might as well have just gotten a milkshake
October 21, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Fuck soft ice cream, it has to be -5° or you might as well have just gotten a milkshake
Literally no one I know in real life is talking about the ongoing genocide in Palestine and it makes me wanna explode. Israel could start livestreaming their war crimes on Instagram and everyone around me would ask how my weekend was
October 16, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Literally no one I know in real life is talking about the ongoing genocide in Palestine and it makes me wanna explode. Israel could start livestreaming their war crimes on Instagram and everyone around me would ask how my weekend was
Continuously oscillating between the feeling of rage that everything is falling to shit at my job and the sweet sweet vengeance that everything is falling to shit at my job
October 15, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Continuously oscillating between the feeling of rage that everything is falling to shit at my job and the sweet sweet vengeance that everything is falling to shit at my job