CrashBandiCunt 💅🏽
@joiryyde.bsky.social
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A villain by default 🧛🏽♀️😈 🏳️🌈 Any pronouns, Kind of an Absurdist,
FUCK AI 🚫
Yall better gatekeep this app 🫵🏽
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/joiryyde
A villain by default 🧛🏽♀️😈 🏳️🌈 Any pronouns, Kind of an Absurdist,
FUCK AI 🚫
Yall better gatekeep this app 🫵🏽
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/joiryyde
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Some of yall are allergic to fun and I hate that for you.
Just go jump into traffic so the rest of us can party together atp.
Wallow in your misery.
Rot in it and leave us alone.
We’ll be over here on the fun side.
🤪🥳💃🏽🖕🏽
Just go jump into traffic so the rest of us can party together atp.
Wallow in your misery.
Rot in it and leave us alone.
We’ll be over here on the fun side.
🤪🥳💃🏽🖕🏽
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One day I’ll be married to a beautiful and smart quick witted lesbian and this will be a distant memory.
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
One day I’ll be married to a beautiful and smart quick witted lesbian and this will be a distant memory.
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Am I holding a grudge or am I holding you accountable?
oprah winfrey is wearing glasses and a purple sweater and is making a funny face .
Alt: oprah winfrey doing her “were you being silenced?” meme
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Am I holding a grudge or am I holding you accountable?
Hesitating, waiting, negative mindsets, dreaming instead of doing.
What are we leaving behind in 2025?
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hesitating, waiting, negative mindsets, dreaming instead of doing.
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Don’t allow capitalism to make you feel like loser. You’re doing your best!☝🏾
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don’t allow capitalism to make you feel like loser. You’re doing your best!☝🏾
Stupidity threatens lives
there’s no way somebody could be this blatantly fuckin stupid
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Stupidity threatens lives
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I feel like you don't have to like being called a Nigga but personally if you're trying to stop another black person from using it because YOU feel like it's derogatory and you don't like it because of how you frame a white man disliking it is weirdly full of respectability politics.
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I feel like you don't have to like being called a Nigga but personally if you're trying to stop another black person from using it because YOU feel like it's derogatory and you don't like it because of how you frame a white man disliking it is weirdly full of respectability politics.
Ya’ll should’ve seen my mom’s face when I told her that pirates still exist. 😂
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ya’ll should’ve seen my mom’s face when I told her that pirates still exist. 😂
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I’m HIM and HER. I’m simultaneously a bad bitch and that nigga.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m HIM and HER. I’m simultaneously a bad bitch and that nigga.
Everyday I debate whether I should work for a flat tummy, or keep my pooch to fight against unrealistic beauty standards.
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everyday I debate whether I should work for a flat tummy, or keep my pooch to fight against unrealistic beauty standards.
Brazil and the Netherlands are on the list for sure.
Ok, I’m gonna try to climb out of my feelings today.
I see a lot of y’all traveling in 2026.
That’s dope.
Where y’all going?
I see a lot of y’all traveling in 2026.
That’s dope.
Where y’all going?
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Brazil and the Netherlands are on the list for sure.
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Don’t ever ask me to play no damn spades. 😒
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Don’t ever ask me to play no damn spades. 😒
Here’s the thing about fuckass spades…….Why do black people get so aggressive over it? I tried playing it a few months ago that shit is not fun.
When ya'll gonna hold a Spades class?!
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Here’s the thing about fuckass spades…….Why do black people get so aggressive over it? I tried playing it a few months ago that shit is not fun.
Its time to make some more dreams come true.
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Its time to make some more dreams come true.
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Look at me busy as a bee, where'd I get all this ENERGY ?!
Meth oooohh Meth !
Meth oooohh Meth !
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Look at me busy as a bee, where'd I get all this ENERGY ?!
Meth oooohh Meth !
Meth oooohh Meth !
Ranch!!!
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ranch!!!
Crinkle cut, wedges, and curly
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Crinkle cut, wedges, and curly
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I need yall to be gayer in 2026
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I need yall to be gayer in 2026
When you’re in a situation that you don’t wanna be in, it feels like you’ll stay there forever. But stay focused on the thing you want and you’ll be on the other side before you know it.
You’ll even laugh at yourself for trippin over it in the first place.
You’ll even laugh at yourself for trippin over it in the first place.
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When you’re in a situation that you don’t wanna be in, it feels like you’ll stay there forever. But stay focused on the thing you want and you’ll be on the other side before you know it.
You’ll even laugh at yourself for trippin over it in the first place.
You’ll even laugh at yourself for trippin over it in the first place.
The days after Christmas and before new years are chill af. It’s gives last day of school energy. The days of the week don’t exist. Airport rules.
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The days after Christmas and before new years are chill af. It’s gives last day of school energy. The days of the week don’t exist. Airport rules.
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Guysssss he grew up!!! And he hasn’t forgiven the internet for making him a meme 🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Guysssss he grew up!!! And he hasn’t forgiven the internet for making him a meme 🤣🤣
Oh to live in Rebecca Sugar’s mind for a day 😇
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh to live in Rebecca Sugar’s mind for a day 😇
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Wisdom Kaye styles Chrimuh, but if it were Halloween.
His mind is creatively refreshing.
Please pull up to his content. Mans has that genius touch to his art.
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
His mind is creatively refreshing.
Please pull up to his content. Mans has that genius touch to his art.
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Wisdom Kaye styles Chrimuh, but if it were Halloween.
His mind is creatively refreshing.
Please pull up to his content. Mans has that genius touch to his art.
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
His mind is creatively refreshing.
Please pull up to his content. Mans has that genius touch to his art.
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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