Joey Oakland
@jokeland.bsky.social
Worlds tallest Latino, 4’9, marching to the beat of my own drum.
Not to boast about myself or anything, but I really am like Marlon Brando; The fat, old version.
September 8, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Not to boast about myself or anything, but I really am like Marlon Brando; The fat, old version.
Sorry, old men, for my past mockery. I now know what it’s like to have a body like you.
September 8, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Sorry, old men, for my past mockery. I now know what it’s like to have a body like you.
Horny and bored…Borney.
August 31, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Horny and bored…Borney.
I can’t believe I just paid someone $16 to jerk off. That’s just economically not feasible.
August 4, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I can’t believe I just paid someone $16 to jerk off. That’s just economically not feasible.
It finally happened, I got so fucked up I closed my eyes and thought the power went out.
August 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
It finally happened, I got so fucked up I closed my eyes and thought the power went out.
The Weeknd’s “I Feel it Coming” but I’m jerking off on your bike seat at 2 am while you’re asleep
August 1, 2023 at 10:36 AM
The Weeknd’s “I Feel it Coming” but I’m jerking off on your bike seat at 2 am while you’re asleep
What’s the word for when you want to romantically but aggressively fuck the shit out of someone?
August 1, 2023 at 5:17 AM
What’s the word for when you want to romantically but aggressively fuck the shit out of someone?
I’m gonna be 10 times more racist on this app, which is still 0% racist cause I was never racist at all B)
July 31, 2023 at 12:04 AM
I’m gonna be 10 times more racist on this app, which is still 0% racist cause I was never racist at all B)