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witch lasagna (american hole wizard)
@jokerpajamas.top
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Had over 500 friends on Facebook! He/Him. Single. Chaotic Top. 30s. WI. MSP adjacent-ish 2 years sober (Recovered, not in recovery. Miss me with all 12 of your steps.) Incredibly gay 🏳️‍🌈 Usually NSFW 🔞 Cat dad to Loki (2). 💕🐾
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · Jan 21
I’m 6’3” if you count my dick 😉
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · Jan 21
Sup, I’m a 5’9” top 😘
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 7h
a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
ALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 7h
going to take a shower, moisturize, and get ready for bed now (gay).

goodnight from me and my shitty webcam since i'm too lazy to find my phone rn.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 7h
nah they got it right
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Andrew Conrad @crescentwolf77.bsky.social · 7h
Welp… Happy Fagtober 😂🤣
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
...Ready for It? Was really her last banger imo. like, the last single she released that i listened to on my own when i wasn't just being force-fed it by the radio.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
i kinda stopped listening to her after i only liked a couple songs on reputation.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
like babes so many of your fans are 16 year old girls, are you trying to bankrupt them before they even turn 18?
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
i'll be honest, i haven't listened to the album. or any of her last several releases except what gets airtime on the radio.

but i did read this review, and ooooooooof. it is a (well-deserved) hit piece. 😮‍💨
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
omg same but can you guess whether i did or not???
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
see my next reply where i said i figured out that wasn't the truth, it was just a lie my brain was trying to convince me was true.

It isn't your truth either. I promise.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
but here's the thing. that was not true. i know now that i will die alone a thousand times before i ever compromise my humanity to accommodate someone else ever again.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
like, by the time i knew something was probably not right, but i genuinely believed it was either that or die alone.

My self worth was so far in the shitter at that point in my life--battling addiction and financial insecurity--that i thought that was the best i ever going to do.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 8h
as i am famous for, we're back like over an hour later with another thought:

no one who falls victim to abuse ends up there because they aren't smart.

I ended up in my situation because i did not believe i deserved better. I know now that I do, and so do every single one of you.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 9h
p.s. you should've been there.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 9h
y'all ever have one of those nuts were it feels like your soul left your body for a minute?

I just did.

anyway, i think now it's time to start getting ready for bed 😮‍💨
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
i'm interested in testing this theory
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
hottie check✔️
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
i'm so down 😏
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
every gay man over 30 ever.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
i mean it does get fairly hot, and they do very explicitly tell you to let it sit for a relatively long amount of time after it's done lol
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
my profile here is the online equivalent of repeated whiplash, so if you're here just for the nudes you will certainly find them, along with me sharing the trauma that made me so hot.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
this would fix me. i know it.
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What a day… eat my ass to make me feel better? 👉🏻👈🏻 #humpday
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 10h
marie callender's pot pies come in those microwave-browning reflecty things and take about that long to cook
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 11h
love is by no means ever easy, even in the best of relationships, but it should not hurt. it should not leave you feeling broken. it should not leave you with less self-worth than you started with.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 11h
also, please remember that they do not have to physically hurt you in order for their behavior to be abusive.

the emotional bruises aren't visible to everyone else, but they count too.
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witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 11h
do not wait until you are in too deep, feeling devalued, and you reach the point where the cycle of anger is what you feel like you deserve.

learn from my mistake here so that you don't have to make it yourself.
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