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To run out the clock before the next crisis because they agree with this lawlessness
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
To run out the clock before the next crisis because they agree with this lawlessness
If it's strictly the new testament there's a chance
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
If it's strictly the new testament there's a chance
From a different decade. Presents himself as too much of a boy scout for the current environment
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
From a different decade. Presents himself as too much of a boy scout for the current environment
Impeachment is the only remedy
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Impeachment is the only remedy
Is it doomed to fail in the Senate (please say yes)?
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is it doomed to fail in the Senate (please say yes)?
Exactly. Put them on notice that this will be swiftly overturned and their power will be taken away
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Exactly. Put them on notice that this will be swiftly overturned and their power will be taken away
Not realizing the nature of the problem in 2020(!!) and not thinking climate change was real until 20 years ago is disqualifying
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not realizing the nature of the problem in 2020(!!) and not thinking climate change was real until 20 years ago is disqualifying
From the same type of people that will whine endlessly about participation trophies
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
From the same type of people that will whine endlessly about participation trophies
Spoke too soon
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Spoke too soon
Just need to figure out how to avoid the early game lulls. Doing a whole lot right so far
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just need to figure out how to avoid the early game lulls. Doing a whole lot right so far
When it's extortion
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When it's extortion
The same thing the rest of the season has, they are not a tournament team. Have to figure it out quick
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The same thing the rest of the season has, they are not a tournament team. Have to figure it out quick
They look like they're being asked to do things they can't on defense and things they're not comfortable doing on offense
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They look like they're being asked to do things they can't on defense and things they're not comfortable doing on offense
When you look at the season as a whole to this point, this isn't really a surprise
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When you look at the season as a whole to this point, this isn't really a surprise
No Tyler bilodeau 🤷♂️
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No Tyler bilodeau 🤷♂️
Whatever a final design would look like, we know it will accomplish one goal. Put more money in the pockets of rich people and less for everyone else (which is what HSA's do currently)
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whatever a final design would look like, we know it will accomplish one goal. Put more money in the pockets of rich people and less for everyone else (which is what HSA's do currently)
Also on Friday
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Also on Friday
How the mayor of one of the globally significant cities can deny the urgency of this against the back drop constant devastating wild fires is mystifying
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
How the mayor of one of the globally significant cities can deny the urgency of this against the back drop constant devastating wild fires is mystifying
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Who cares about winning next November if it means electing terrible cronies with no moral compass who will fold when we need them most?
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who cares about winning next November if it means electing terrible cronies with no moral compass who will fold when we need them most?
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You need to call for the removal of Schumer as minority leader. He either facilitated this situation or has no ability to hold his caucus together. Either is disqualifying.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You need to call for the removal of Schumer as minority leader. He either facilitated this situation or has no ability to hold his caucus together. Either is disqualifying.
That person also missed a week ago when this app became world series central. It was a glorious diversion
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That person also missed a week ago when this app became world series central. It was a glorious diversion
Are they capable of defending in the half court?
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Are they capable of defending in the half court?
Dummymander scenario is in play for '26
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dummymander scenario is in play for '26
None of this matters if there is no language that forces the executive to administer the budget as written by Congress
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
None of this matters if there is no language that forces the executive to administer the budget as written by Congress