Jo'lath
@jolath.bsky.social
Middle-aged warehouse laborer. Not happy about it. Consumerism is killing us all. Everything is stupid. I don't think things are going to get better anytime soon. I am just here to avoid doing more meaningful activities.
This one seems plausible. I mean, they almost have to or Trump might become displeased with them.
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This one seems plausible. I mean, they almost have to or Trump might become displeased with them.
Synthetic, I believe, is the acceptable term. Cyborg is part organic part synthetic. Android is a synthetic in a humanoid form.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Synthetic, I believe, is the acceptable term. Cyborg is part organic part synthetic. Android is a synthetic in a humanoid form.
It's a new psy-op by the CIA to trick people of color into trusting the police. Didn't matter what artist you said, the reply would have been the same.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's a new psy-op by the CIA to trick people of color into trusting the police. Didn't matter what artist you said, the reply would have been the same.
And not been in the trailer.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
And not been in the trailer.
Don't forget the 12 foot tall skeleton that these people also don't have.
October 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Don't forget the 12 foot tall skeleton that these people also don't have.
Don't forget your sunscreen and keep your heart plug covered.
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Don't forget your sunscreen and keep your heart plug covered.
Have you seen the statues of sports figures? They should totally do this. All those statue makers versions of his head and face will be... something to behold.
September 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Have you seen the statues of sports figures? They should totally do this. All those statue makers versions of his head and face will be... something to behold.
It's that thing where someone's head is 3 times bigger than their face.
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's that thing where someone's head is 3 times bigger than their face.
Those are a different type of reptile. If they work for or against the lizard people is yet to be determined.
September 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Those are a different type of reptile. If they work for or against the lizard people is yet to be determined.
75%? In this economy? You'll only be able to find yellow "comb" flavored corn syrup.
September 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
75%? In this economy? You'll only be able to find yellow "comb" flavored corn syrup.
Cobert makes more sense but if he could get both that would be pretty epic. Of course, comedy central needs to actually air it.
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cobert makes more sense but if he could get both that would be pretty epic. Of course, comedy central needs to actually air it.
I don't know what the bigger "oof" is, the shows or the reviews.
September 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't know what the bigger "oof" is, the shows or the reviews.
I could totally fight a bear. I wouldn't win, and it would be brief, but I could start a fight with a bear no problem.
September 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I could totally fight a bear. I wouldn't win, and it would be brief, but I could start a fight with a bear no problem.
I'll get it done for $899 billion.
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'll get it done for $899 billion.
Is it a good x-ray? if it's a good x-ray, get the x-ray. If its just a bunch of cream cheese, skip the x-ray.
September 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Is it a good x-ray? if it's a good x-ray, get the x-ray. If its just a bunch of cream cheese, skip the x-ray.
Candy corn is a perfectly acceptable Halloween decoration. It's the consumption of it that is baffling to me. Like, do these people also eat potpourri?
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Candy corn is a perfectly acceptable Halloween decoration. It's the consumption of it that is baffling to me. Like, do these people also eat potpourri?
For me it would be the lead singer of Fine Young Cannibals being the villain in an episode of The Highlander and being surprising good at sword fighting.
August 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
For me it would be the lead singer of Fine Young Cannibals being the villain in an episode of The Highlander and being surprising good at sword fighting.
Nothing about that candy bar is appealing to me. Hard pass. All yours.
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nothing about that candy bar is appealing to me. Hard pass. All yours.
If public libraries had public cats I would spend allot more time at the library.
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If public libraries had public cats I would spend allot more time at the library.
It will make it easier for ICE to recruit if weed use isn't an issue.
August 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It will make it easier for ICE to recruit if weed use isn't an issue.
Some of us think a better goal is to be completely selfless and that kind of requires at least a few other people.
August 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Some of us think a better goal is to be completely selfless and that kind of requires at least a few other people.
Well, it hasn't blown up yet.
July 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Well, it hasn't blown up yet.