Jon Privat
@jon-privat.bsky.social
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I need to use this more
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need to use this more
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Ça c'est mon style 🥵
May 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ça c'est mon style 🥵
- Can you please hurry? I'll be late.
- There's space for both of us
- There's space for both of us
May 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
- Can you please hurry? I'll be late.
- There's space for both of us
- There's space for both of us
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*exasperated sigh* 😞 why do i even bother? the result is the same. every. single. time.
April 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*exasperated sigh* 😞 why do i even bother? the result is the same. every. single. time.
- Tu sais quoi? La photo serait meilleure si tu te foutais à poil?
- 😂😂😂😂😂 t'es sur?
- Il n'y a qu'une manière de savoir
- 😂😂😂😂😂 t'es sur?
- Il n'y a qu'une manière de savoir
February 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
- Tu sais quoi? La photo serait meilleure si tu te foutais à poil?
- 😂😂😂😂😂 t'es sur?
- Il n'y a qu'une manière de savoir
- 😂😂😂😂😂 t'es sur?
- Il n'y a qu'une manière de savoir
Chris has always been a morning person. He loved to be first up, enjoying the peace of a silent house before his wife and kids woke up.
His first coffee was his fave moment of the day, not least because he always drank it naked in the living room.
His first coffee was his fave moment of the day, not least because he always drank it naked in the living room.
February 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chris has always been a morning person. He loved to be first up, enjoying the peace of a silent house before his wife and kids woke up.
His first coffee was his fave moment of the day, not least because he always drank it naked in the living room.
His first coffee was his fave moment of the day, not least because he always drank it naked in the living room.
Parti seul à ski, Thomas ne rencontra personne sur le trajet.
Arrivé au refuge, trempé, il se déshabilla complètement pour y faire sécher ses vêtements près du feu.
Arrivé au refuge, trempé, il se déshabilla complètement pour y faire sécher ses vêtements près du feu.
February 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Parti seul à ski, Thomas ne rencontra personne sur le trajet.
Arrivé au refuge, trempé, il se déshabilla complètement pour y faire sécher ses vêtements près du feu.
Arrivé au refuge, trempé, il se déshabilla complètement pour y faire sécher ses vêtements près du feu.
Y a rien comme un bon jacuzzi avant et après les pistes
La joie des vacances à la montagne 🗻⛷🎿🌈
Tu es plutôt ski, skibar ou spa ?
#gay #gayski #gaysportdhiver #gaymontagne #trouple #gaytrouple #lgbt #gayillustration #gaylove #gayspa #gaypiscine
Tu es plutôt ski, skibar ou spa ?
#gay #gayski #gaysportdhiver #gaymontagne #trouple #gaytrouple #lgbt #gayillustration #gaylove #gayspa #gaypiscine
February 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Y a rien comme un bon jacuzzi avant et après les pistes
- Les gars, si on allait prendre un verre après la piscine?
- Pas envie de remonter à la chambre me changer
- Ben, on s'en fout, go en maillot!
- Pas envie de remonter à la chambre me changer
- Ben, on s'en fout, go en maillot!
February 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
- Les gars, si on allait prendre un verre après la piscine?
- Pas envie de remonter à la chambre me changer
- Ben, on s'en fout, go en maillot!
- Pas envie de remonter à la chambre me changer
- Ben, on s'en fout, go en maillot!
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This is a terrible day to be able to read
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is a terrible day to be able to read
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Who’s going to join me?
Why stop at three, I say!
Sign up below 👇
Why stop at three, I say!
Sign up below 👇
January 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Who’s going to join me?
Why stop at three, I say!
Sign up below 👇
Why stop at three, I say!
Sign up below 👇
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While boycotting meta and twitter etc is VERY sensible it’s also crazy because that basically means silencing yourself to the broader public
January 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
While boycotting meta and twitter etc is VERY sensible it’s also crazy because that basically means silencing yourself to the broader public
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Christian se doutait bien qu'à l'âge de ses fils, ce serait les dernières vacances en famille.
Un jour, Loïc et Arnaud l'approchèrent:
- Papa, tu te souviens, plus jeunes, on se baignait nus ici?
- Mdr! Vous détestiez les maillots!
- On est seuls là, et si on le faisait? Toi aussi, viens!
Un jour, Loïc et Arnaud l'approchèrent:
- Papa, tu te souviens, plus jeunes, on se baignait nus ici?
- Mdr! Vous détestiez les maillots!
- On est seuls là, et si on le faisait? Toi aussi, viens!
Allez, les vacances sont terminées, on pense déjà aux prochaines !
#holidays #gay #gayholidays #plage #gay #gayplage #naturisme #gaynaked #nudisme #nude #gaynude #fesses #gayfesses
#holidays #gay #gayholidays #plage #gay #gayplage #naturisme #gaynaked #nudisme #nude #gaynude #fesses #gayfesses
January 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Christian se doutait bien qu'à l'âge de ses fils, ce serait les dernières vacances en famille.
Un jour, Loïc et Arnaud l'approchèrent:
- Papa, tu te souviens, plus jeunes, on se baignait nus ici?
- Mdr! Vous détestiez les maillots!
- On est seuls là, et si on le faisait? Toi aussi, viens!
Un jour, Loïc et Arnaud l'approchèrent:
- Papa, tu te souviens, plus jeunes, on se baignait nus ici?
- Mdr! Vous détestiez les maillots!
- On est seuls là, et si on le faisait? Toi aussi, viens!
Ils étaient tous déçus de ne pas pouvoir rentrer en France pour les fêtes mais ce Noël blanc 🇨🇦 à -10, c'était spécial.
Le matin du 25, au salon de leur appart pour échanger les cadeaux, Baptiste lança une idée en rigolant
- Et si on se mettait tous en slip pour les cadeaux et le repas?
Le matin du 25, au salon de leur appart pour échanger les cadeaux, Baptiste lança une idée en rigolant
- Et si on se mettait tous en slip pour les cadeaux et le repas?
Il y a des Noel plus sympa que d'autres !
A ton avis, ça finit comment ?
#christmas #gaychristmas #gay #gaylove #gayparty #lgbt #lgbtqia+ #queer #gaytime
A ton avis, ça finit comment ?
#christmas #gaychristmas #gay #gaylove #gayparty #lgbt #lgbtqia+ #queer #gaytime
January 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Ils étaient tous déçus de ne pas pouvoir rentrer en France pour les fêtes mais ce Noël blanc 🇨🇦 à -10, c'était spécial.
Le matin du 25, au salon de leur appart pour échanger les cadeaux, Baptiste lança une idée en rigolant
- Et si on se mettait tous en slip pour les cadeaux et le repas?
Le matin du 25, au salon de leur appart pour échanger les cadeaux, Baptiste lança une idée en rigolant
- Et si on se mettait tous en slip pour les cadeaux et le repas?
When I joined friends for a ski weekend, I thought 3 nights in a hostel dorm weren't a big deal.
The tough part wasn't Chris snoring but my inhability to sleep with clothes on.
As soon as the lights were off, I'd strip naked and then fall asleep.
And I think I wasn't the only one...
The tough part wasn't Chris snoring but my inhability to sleep with clothes on.
As soon as the lights were off, I'd strip naked and then fall asleep.
And I think I wasn't the only one...
January 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When I joined friends for a ski weekend, I thought 3 nights in a hostel dorm weren't a big deal.
The tough part wasn't Chris snoring but my inhability to sleep with clothes on.
As soon as the lights were off, I'd strip naked and then fall asleep.
And I think I wasn't the only one...
The tough part wasn't Chris snoring but my inhability to sleep with clothes on.
As soon as the lights were off, I'd strip naked and then fall asleep.
And I think I wasn't the only one...
- Oh shit, you scared me!
As I walked into the kitchen, I startled my roommate's boyfriend who had just spent the night with her.
His robe opened and I could finally see the reason why she was so noisy at night.
As I walked into the kitchen, I startled my roommate's boyfriend who had just spent the night with her.
His robe opened and I could finally see the reason why she was so noisy at night.
January 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
- Oh shit, you scared me!
As I walked into the kitchen, I startled my roommate's boyfriend who had just spent the night with her.
His robe opened and I could finally see the reason why she was so noisy at night.
As I walked into the kitchen, I startled my roommate's boyfriend who had just spent the night with her.
His robe opened and I could finally see the reason why she was so noisy at night.
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I originally came in Bluesky for politics, now I’m just a full blown horn dog
December 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I originally came in Bluesky for politics, now I’m just a full blown horn dog