Jonathan, hater of frogsoup
@jonathanjkirk.bsky.social
What do you get if you cross a scorpion with a shrike?
Sorry, "bob"
June 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sorry, "bob"
Let's face it, if there really is a God, it's probably Nurgle or Khorne.
June 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Let's face it, if there really is a God, it's probably Nurgle or Khorne.
Just like Charlie said.
Laughing all the way to the crematorium.
Laughing all the way to the crematorium.
June 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just like Charlie said.
Laughing all the way to the crematorium.
Laughing all the way to the crematorium.
The death of democracy is crossing the Rubicon.
June 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The death of democracy is crossing the Rubicon.
The two things they have in common are that they were both born with a lot of money but no backbone.
June 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The two things they have in common are that they were both born with a lot of money but no backbone.
My life has changed from a grinding, 70-year death spiral into a surreal nightmare.
May 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My life has changed from a grinding, 70-year death spiral into a surreal nightmare.
They say they're a big tent.
All I'm seeing is the freak show.
All I'm seeing is the freak show.
May 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They say they're a big tent.
All I'm seeing is the freak show.
All I'm seeing is the freak show.
Today I had a conversation which led to my lyft driver telling me she believed in vampires.
Need I even add anything to that?
Need I even add anything to that?
April 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Today I had a conversation which led to my lyft driver telling me she believed in vampires.
Need I even add anything to that?
Need I even add anything to that?
Today I want to smell like marshmallows and bubblegum.
April 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Today I want to smell like marshmallows and bubblegum.
Everyone at the office used to love how my sandwich bags had little green leaves all over them.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Everyone at the office used to love how my sandwich bags had little green leaves all over them.
How the FUCK is anyone surprised by this???!!
The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.
The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How the FUCK is anyone surprised by this???!!
The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.
The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.
youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Morphine is life's snooze button.
February 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Morphine is life's snooze button.
Excited for this little pin to turn up.
God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.
God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Excited for this little pin to turn up.
God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.
God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.
After putting it off for over 30 years, I have this shiny new edition to read.
Madness.
Madness.
February 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
After putting it off for over 30 years, I have this shiny new edition to read.
Madness.
Madness.
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Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since
I haven’t heard from him since
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since
I haven’t heard from him since
Heterosexual men should be encouraged to wear more floral patterns and if they should happen to have a lapel, a flower.
Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.
Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.
February 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Heterosexual men should be encouraged to wear more floral patterns and if they should happen to have a lapel, a flower.
Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.
Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.
The clippers, the great ships on the horrizon. We've set fire to them and driven them away.
The truth is not welcome.
The truth is not welcome.
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The clippers, the great ships on the horrizon. We've set fire to them and driven them away.
The truth is not welcome.
The truth is not welcome.
Reposted by Jonathan, hater of frogsoup
she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten
February 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten