Jonathan
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Dad, kid, husband, UMC guy, goof
As a Duke alum and avid Falcons fan (what a combo)...yes. But let it happen. Chaos is beautiful and painful and everything.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
As a Duke alum and avid Falcons fan (what a combo)...yes. But let it happen. Chaos is beautiful and painful and everything.
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Cheering when Team USA scores while wearing a shirt that says “to be clear I think your country deserves to exist” in all caps letters
February 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cheering when Team USA scores while wearing a shirt that says “to be clear I think your country deserves to exist” in all caps letters
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Yet another way in which the actions of Jesus Christ and the actions of people affiliated with Liberty University are different
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yet another way in which the actions of Jesus Christ and the actions of people affiliated with Liberty University are different
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Okay, not whispering anymore: Kirk has been more bad than good this season and the Falcons should check out Penix ASAP
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Okay, not whispering anymore: Kirk has been more bad than good this season and the Falcons should check out Penix ASAP
The real take: I love cooking the thanksgiving meal more than I love eating it. I love eating the thanksgiving meal more than cleaning it. And I love cleaning the thanksgiving meal more than any single fraction of a second of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade™.
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The real take: I love cooking the thanksgiving meal more than I love eating it. I love eating the thanksgiving meal more than cleaning it. And I love cleaning the thanksgiving meal more than any single fraction of a second of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade™.
Mine? Brent Levy has terrible Thanksgiving food takes.
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Mine? Brent Levy has terrible Thanksgiving food takes.
I need to tell you about the time I stroked Coach K's fist.
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I need to tell you about the time I stroked Coach K's fist.