@jonathanpeterh.bsky.social
It would be far less time-consuming for all of us if he would just take a long walk off a short pier, preferably while wearing cement over shoes.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It would be far less time-consuming for all of us if he would just take a long walk off a short pier, preferably while wearing cement over shoes.
I'm not 100% sold on age limits for our politicians (although it's probably a good idea), but I definitely think we should require that they have an IQ greater than 1 in order to run for office.
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm not 100% sold on age limits for our politicians (although it's probably a good idea), but I definitely think we should require that they have an IQ greater than 1 in order to run for office.
Did they already break the law by not releasing the documents by the deadline set by the courts?
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Did they already break the law by not releasing the documents by the deadline set by the courts?
I call him a bird brain, but any bird alive has more brain cells than he does.
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I call him a bird brain, but any bird alive has more brain cells than he does.
Personally, I'd like to see him underwater wearing cement over shoes!
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Personally, I'd like to see him underwater wearing cement over shoes!
I sure hope someone stops this bullshit right now.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I sure hope someone stops this bullshit right now.
He just continues to steamroll everything. I don't think he's worried about a Democrat in the White House because I don't think he's planning on having another election.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
He just continues to steamroll everything. I don't think he's worried about a Democrat in the White House because I don't think he's planning on having another election.
The only thing I want to see his name on is a tombstone… with assurance that he is buried underneath.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only thing I want to see his name on is a tombstone… with assurance that he is buried underneath.
I'd rather hear him announce his resignation, or his impending demise from some rapidly deteriorating health condition.
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'd rather hear him announce his resignation, or his impending demise from some rapidly deteriorating health condition.
One of the reasons you left!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of the reasons you left!!!
@muellershewrote.com
I’ve had fewer delays getting out of Newark Airport during apocalyptic snowstorms with pilots, flight attendants, and ground crew personnel on strike!
I’ve had fewer delays getting out of Newark Airport during apocalyptic snowstorms with pilots, flight attendants, and ground crew personnel on strike!
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@muellershewrote.com
I’ve had fewer delays getting out of Newark Airport during apocalyptic snowstorms with pilots, flight attendants, and ground crew personnel on strike!
I’ve had fewer delays getting out of Newark Airport during apocalyptic snowstorms with pilots, flight attendants, and ground crew personnel on strike!
And 0% of Americans with a single active brain cell approve of Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And 0% of Americans with a single active brain cell approve of Trump.
That picture is the definition of an evil eye.
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That picture is the definition of an evil eye.
The electric chair would be even better!
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The electric chair would be even better!