Jonathan Platt
@jonathanplatt.bsky.social
Patent attorney, adjunct professor, resident expert on the Manual of Patent Examining Procedure
Misogynistic, too -- that anyone born male could easily outlift a woman who had been training in the sport. It's insulting to women.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Misogynistic, too -- that anyone born male could easily outlift a woman who had been training in the sport. It's insulting to women.
It's never a bad time to stop saying stupid things.
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It's never a bad time to stop saying stupid things.
I'm surprised that he'd even heard about it.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I'm surprised that he'd even heard about it.
Not only that, but we're a mere two days away from the 2025 Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl (Miami vs. Fresno State).
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Not only that, but we're a mere two days away from the 2025 Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl (Miami vs. Fresno State).
"let's call him Randy" - yeah, that seems appropriate.
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"let's call him Randy" - yeah, that seems appropriate.
I suppose I'd do it if the price was right.
Wait, they want YOU to pay THEM?
Wait, they want YOU to pay THEM?
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I suppose I'd do it if the price was right.
Wait, they want YOU to pay THEM?
Wait, they want YOU to pay THEM?
Not Dante! Not Dante!
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not Dante! Not Dante!
There's "Low IQ War Hawk" Liz Cheney. White and Republican, no less.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There's "Low IQ War Hawk" Liz Cheney. White and Republican, no less.
I don't recall ever seeing the same player turning over the ball twice on a single play.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don't recall ever seeing the same player turning over the ball twice on a single play.
Sure, he won it once. But the mark of a true top peacemaker is the ability to repeat. Let's see if he wins it next year.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sure, he won it once. But the mark of a true top peacemaker is the ability to repeat. Let's see if he wins it next year.
Not to mention that his claim that she was at the top of her class is BS, because Georgetown Law does not rank its students.
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-c...
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-c...
Trump’s claim Tiffany graduated top of her class at Georgetown raises eyebrows
Former president boasted that his daughter was ‘number one’ in her Georgetown Law class in 2020, but the university says it ‘doesn’t rank students’
www.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not to mention that his claim that she was at the top of her class is BS, because Georgetown Law does not rank its students.
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-c...
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-c...
"Your honor, I'd like to make a motion for ... a mulligan? Is that something I can do?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Your honor, I'd like to make a motion for ... a mulligan? Is that something I can do?"
The legend lives on from the pine woods on down
Of the badger who drank in the hollow,
The road was his friend, through the frost and the bend,
But his luck turned to sorrow to follow.
Of the badger who drank in the hollow,
The road was his friend, through the frost and the bend,
But his luck turned to sorrow to follow.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The legend lives on from the pine woods on down
Of the badger who drank in the hollow,
The road was his friend, through the frost and the bend,
But his luck turned to sorrow to follow.
Of the badger who drank in the hollow,
The road was his friend, through the frost and the bend,
But his luck turned to sorrow to follow.