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Jonathan Kendall
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Geeky, sometimes hilarious.
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Happy New Year! In 2026, may you always move toward your dreams—because that’s what living here and now on this planet is really about.

Where there is nothing but uncertainty, I hope that you walk in faith; even when it feels like you’re jumping off a cliff.

“Leap, and the net will appear!”
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Me giving new music a chance:
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December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Farewell, 2025.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, beeyatch.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Well, I guess the UAE isn’t going through a recession. They have a firework-drone phoenix. *A firework-drone phoenix.* And a full thunderstorm of fireworks.

I hope our New Year’s performances in the USA aren’t an embarrassment—and are more than just fireworks. We should put Disney in charge of it.
New Year's 2026: UAE kicks off New Year with drones, fireworks over Ras Al-Khaimah
YouTube video by Global News
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December 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dubai’s New Year’s Eve show is amazing. Instead of just fireworks, it tells a cultural story—piano on a floating raft, Vegas-style fountains, neon drones overhead, and a woman reaching for the moon on a tightrope.

It’s stunning. Every country should ring in the new year like this—cultural Olympics.
Dubai new year 2026: LIVE fireworks in the UAE
YouTube video by Associated Press
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December 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🌈 🌈 🌈
Bob Marley - Sun is shining (Pink Elephant remix)
YouTube video by chill vibes
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December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Greek and Thai food really are amazing. I could bathe in massamun curry.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The reason I listen to the slowed down versions of songs is because they hit me harder that way.

Note by note… beat by beat…
Boy Harsher - Burn It Down (Slow)
YouTube video by The Owls Are Not What They Seem
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December 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
You often have to believe things can be different before they actually are.
Hot Chip - Flutes (Sasha remix) - (Official Video)
YouTube video by lastnightonearthtv
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December 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There are salads and there are fucking good salads and usually the latter are Greek.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Merry Everything.💗
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The past is a frozen river—but my relationship to it is tepid.
Enigma - Age Of Loneliness - ( Slowed + Reverb )
YouTube video by VladMurchit ЕЗТ7
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December 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Now is always the time.

… as far as that’s concerned.
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December 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Life flits by and all you really realize about the whole affair is how full this world is of scoundrels—and fucking scoundrels at that. Even we are from time to time, naturally.

But even still, common decency has become such a misnomer. . . it’s actually really sad.
the perfect girl : mareux (slowed)
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December 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The sun also rises.
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I almost never listen to my favorite song, Iris, because I’m afraid that if I play it too often, I’ll lose the particular feeling it gives me.

So, I say “Nope!” to it a lot—you know, when it randomly comes on… *even though it’s my favorite vibe.*
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December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The only time we really feel alive is when our minds, and consequently our hearts, are truly stimulated by something—or someone.

I think feeling any true connection to someone is—in itself—literally enlivening. A reason to breathe. In this mad world we are basking in each other’s light.
rihanna ~ stay (slowed)
YouTube video by slow syndrome
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
How could you be gay and not know who Diana Vreeland is? There is just no excuse.

What next, you don’t know who Charli xcx is?
Used to Know Me
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December 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Do these shorts make my butt look big?
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Subscribe for more fun videos #inspiration #motivation
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December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sweet, sorrowful—deeply felt. Perhaps now more than ever.
Nocturnes by Chopin
YouTube video by Abdulkadir Çağlar
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December 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There are certain places you can only get to through vibration.
øfdream - thelema (SUPER SLOWED)
YouTube video by zxnith
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December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I told you the truth, I’m literally traumatized by life.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
One of my favorite shows as a kid was Dinosaurs. It was funny and adorable.

The last episode, though, was more serious—a poignant commentary on corporate greed leading to the destruction of the world.
The Dinosaurs Ending
YouTube video by Sanse
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December 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In You’ve Got Mail, there’s a scene where Kathleen decorates her store’s Christmas tree, so overwhelmed by memories of her mom she can barely breathe.

You never anticipate as a kid how sad Christmas becomes as you get older, as more of the people you love are gone. It’s stunningly painful.❄️
Remember - You've Got Mail (Original Score)
YouTube video by blondybash321
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM