No, it's men that do that.

Agreed! Pancake places, please get yourselves into my feed, and we'll just both play it cool while I'm in there.

For $100/hour? No, that job needs 8 figures

Pissing bleach sounds like a big problem, but maybe not his biggest one?

All of the Vichy Eight announced their retirement last night, whether they knew it or not.

Opinions can vary on Schumer's responsibility for this, but none of the Vichy Eight should be on a ballot as a Democrat ever again.

"For the past 100 days, the President has kept a golf schedule that would tire even the fittest professional athlete"

Headline maybe under sells it? Could be something like, "Palantir CEO says surveillance state is better than sex, better than drugs, better than life itself"

Sex trafficking, if past practice is any indication.

It's understandable! If I found out that Gordon Ramsay can't cook, I'd feel like I'd been duped!

To me this should factor more into D's messaging.

Less of: "you thought Trump was a smart and good guy, you absolutely evil moron."

And more of: "you thought Trump was a smart and good guy? Of course you did! NBC lied to you for 15 years! Now that you know the truth..."

The GOP is divided between the faction that wants to run concentration camps and the faction that wants to run gulags.

If they aren't already?

Corporate America "don't be evil" challenge. Difficulty: impossible.