J.D. Vance has weighed in, "I got mascara in my eyes, and I could sworn it was a couch cushion."

Don't buy the Incel Caminos.
Don't buy the Little Douche Coupes.
Don't support the Little Douche's Coup.

Or maybe he was troubled to be sitting on a couch beside Vance, the official Oval Office Cushion Fluffer.

What do we expect from the DUI Hire?

Nothing will stop the conspiracies until idiots stop believing their conspiracies.