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jona (a.k.a. jona)
@jonavee2.bsky.social
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jona or vee or both \\ 19yo girl(?) of the west \\ MINORS FUCK OFF RAAAHH \\ married to my amazing wife Scarlet <333 \\ invented swag
sometimes always delusional
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too easy honestly (ignore the 231 deaths)
what stinks about this run is it was a really really really really good run that i ended too early cus im stupid and accidentally fell into the portal lmao. i wanted to crawl back up and go to the parallel worlds but alas, i have to settle for a normal victory. i made many very funny wands and im mad i didnt get to experiment with them more and get super ultra mega powerful but i guess its whatever. anyways my noita curse has not been broken, not until i get The God Run (tm)
August 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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opps cant handle my "nya! >ω<" type shi, type shi
ive been taking fit pics for the better part of 2 years now and ive now decided to start offloading them somewhere else besides my gallery and some peoples dms lmao. i dont know if im going to drop a bunch of them on you all of the sudden or like slowly trickle out older fits with the new ones that i make so dont expect much consistency lmao (shouldnt be expecting that from me of all people anyways) also quick fun story, i showed this pic to my wife and she said i have "cute gay hair" and that is my absolute favorite compliment in the world and i will quote her until the end of time :3 anywho the fit that im wearing consists of an ushanka that i bought on some online retailer (genuinely dont remember the site i got it on but it wasnt amazon or anything), some cat paw arm warmers that i got on amazon along with some cat paw thigh highs (probably my best fucking investment ever), some plain white thigh highs that i also got on amazon, if memory serves right these are extra long and came in a pack of 6 pairs, and finally the shirt that im wearing is a tie dye graphic tee from a brand called collusion and they seem to make y2k/early 2000s inspired pieces.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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literally me,,,,,,,,,,,,
thus, a new chapter is turned on the life of jona. for some lore, everything related to this name was originally started as my outlet for shitposts. and one of the places that i spent a lot of time on was this one discord server (that i will not name for privacy reasons, but its pretty big with something like 40k members). and i whilst i did enjoy my time there and even found many of my now current friends on that wretched application, i had also started to notice that the place is just ran kinda like shit? "wow what a revelation jona, a discord server ran by a power hungry moron who breaks the rules all the time?" SHUT UP THE PLACE WAS COOL FOR A LONG WHILE OR I WOULDNT HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THERE >:c anyways, there were a few too many problems with it in my opinion so i decided to do 2 things: tell everyone what happens just beneath the surface (using my good credit as a long time mod and generally also the most active chat member lmao), and then leave. and thats what i did. im now free from the shackles of that god awful place and can go on to greener pastures. on a related note, the jona discord account is gonna go back into cryo-sleep, awaiting for the day that i need it again. im aware that all of this is incredible stupid and not important at all but hey, im gay and very extra and i like telling the people inside of my puter about my life. anyways the image for today is a girl sat on the floor with her head down, playing the bass. over the image is the following text: ""guys" i say as i talk to myself".
August 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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chat rate the fit
ive been fucking addicted to playing modded minecraft on this one server a few moots of mine set up. checking now, i have around 65 hours in this world and its been up for like a week lmao. and i tried spawning in the wither so i can 4-shot that wretched 3 headed beast, but alas i believe something is fucked with either one of the mods or some setting in the server options that is stopping me from doing so. i lowkey wanted to do it just for the flex but i guess i'll have to wait lamao before you lay the figure of a minecraft character, clad in darkened jousting armour. adorned with a frog mouth helmet decorated with a red plume and gazelle horns. the chestplate is blanketed with a white cape, a darkened gorget, and an ecranche. and resting on their shoulder is a greatsword of pure netherite, glowing faintly with powerful enchantments. the armoured figure stands alone in a field, surrounded with grass gently blowing in the wind. they have met no equal, and fear that they never will.
August 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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ive just had an epiphany. i could carry the legacy of quagmire toilet gaming using the alt text in all of the images that i post. yes, it would be insensitive to rid any visually impaired people of what is actually happening in the image, but in reality there is nothing stopping me from simply adding the actual description at the end lmao. anywho yeah today i had a crazy ass fucking dream where i was supposed to get a tattoo with my friends but i was taken off the list cus the guy i went to to get me set up got killed and i stole a hotdog along the way and stuffed a whole donut in my mouth cus i thought some bad doers where gonna try to take it. in todays image, it is a text exchange between an unnamed person and supposedly a navy recruiter. the unnamed person inquires "I'm interested in the navy but i have a couple questions", to which the recruiter responds "Sure.ask away". our unnamed protagonist then proceeds to send an image of an emo anime girl with the following text atop it: "would you guys still like me if i became emo?........ ..u probably wouldnt.... whatever...just forget it..."
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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history repeats itself
a crafting table in minecraft showing that i have just enough materials to make 3 netherite ingots
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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chat rate the fit
honestly i dont really know how to describe it in words. its an avatar i made in roblox but its nothing excessively (visually) loud or cliche. its a cat looking thing with headphones not over the cat ears and a smaller cat on its shoulder for a bit of more cat per cat. its also wearing a slightly unzipped hoodie with one shoulder off, revealing a necklace and a halo 3 shirt underneath. on the bottom, its wearing work pants with a small potion hanging off of it with the colours of the lesbian pride flag. and on the back sits a bass guitar, specifically the one that ryo plays in bocchi the rock thats about it
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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whatever, im fine with sub 4 minutes

one day tho, one day...
July 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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IVE BEEN IN THE FUCKING LAIR TRYING TO GET TOP 100 ON THIS WEEKS ELITE BOSS AND HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO TEAR MY HEAD OFF
the leaderboard for this week's elite boss in btd6 (vortex on spa pits with half speed and half health but on half cash mode too), with my position in it being 164th. the difference between my time and the top 100 is roughly 2 and a half minutes, which means to achieve my goal of placing top 100 i must somehow shave off 2 to 3 minutes from my time of 17 minutes. lord have mercy
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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only reason i took longer than an hour is cus i had to go make food half way through lmao

otherwise pretty good peaking for the day (done on ascent 1, will do ascent 2 later)
July 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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peaked so hard today
a list of steam achievements that i earned on one very good run in the game peak. it shows me to have earned the naturalist badge, bing bong badge, speed climber badge, lone wolf badge, and the peak badge all in a single run
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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cant relate

(but still very true, i'll be scrolling and get bombarded with magic oils and lowkey fetish content)
July 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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good mornin to you too :D
July 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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GOOODDD WHY MUST I BE TORTURED LIKE THIS
a comic depicting a man at a podium speaking to a crowd of people. in the top panel, the man asks "Who wants to turn they swag on", to which the everyone in the crowd excitedly puts their hand in the air. however in the second panel the man asks a follow-up question: "Who wants to hop up out the bed", to which the crowd seems hesitant to show support towards. now the people stand with displeased looks on their face, with not a hand in the air
July 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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"I have wrestled with death; it is the most unexciting contest you can imagine. It takes place in an impalpable darkness, with nothing underfoot, with nothing around, without spectators. Without clamor, without glory. Without the great desire of victory, without the great fear of defeat."
its just... so peak...
June 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Really wish she was here so we could cuddle eachother to sleep (also so she could feel how soft my thighs are)
December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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new pfp
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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ive finally started to put on weight
December 4, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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Woaj
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Chat rate the aura
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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WAIT NEVER FUCKING MIND IM RICHH RAHAHAHAHAAAA
December 3, 2024 at 5:56 AM