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Spectacular failure. Dad. Spurs ‘til they kill me. No gods. Deep in the Willow. European. Wu-Tang y’all ✌️
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Friendly reminder that if you’d vote for Reform, you’re a racist and/or a moron. The end.
I don’t mind who wins here, but I’ll go Littler just to annoy the wankers in the crowd. #darts
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Goodbye, you dozy Farage-shagging wally. #darts
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Littler is a mentality monster. Don’t mind who wins this tournament now as long as it’s not Price. #darts
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Josh Rock, this is some serious #darts mate.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Massive fan of both Rock and Littler. Seem like great guys (kids really lol) and we’re going to get to watch them for many years to come. Both absolutely phenomenal talents. #darts
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In bed by half nine on a Friday. I am living the life. 😎
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That said, not keeping possession against ten men and giving away that corner is criminal behaviour.
Tbf, we absolutely didn’t deserve to win that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Tbf, we absolutely didn’t deserve to win that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Vicario mate, you are so dodgy 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is why I’m not a football manager hahahahahaha. Love you, Richy 😂 #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
MICKY VAN DE VEN IS THE GREATEST DEFENDER ON THE PLANET. #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
First episode of Pluribus has me fully invested already. Gilligan you mad man, you’ve done it again.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Stop buying Teslas, you weirdos. It’s literally directly funding one of the most dangerous people in the world.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Good to see the club have changed the next champo league game to a B. I’d have absolutely gone last night if the ticket prices were more reasonable, but when you add the train and getting home gone midnight on a Tuesday it just wasn’t happening unfortunately 😄 #COYS
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Once again.. #COYS
Give my wonderful Dutch son a massive new contract immediately, please and thank you. #COYS
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
MICKY SON DE VEN!!! #COYS
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Chelsea making Tottenham look like absolute amateurs here. The familiar waves of apathy start to wash over me once again 😐
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is some of the worst football I’ve seen since… Wednesday.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
#Vienna 💀🖤
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Give my wonderful Dutch son a massive new contract immediately, please and thank you. #COYS
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nothing easier than spotting someone bullshitting about how much they love hip-hop. “My favourite rappers are 2Pac, Dre, Biggie..” Yeah, alright mate 😂
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Alexisonfire talking about new music is it..? 🤍💀
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Always a good start to the day 😄✌️

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October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Another stellar display of meandering mediocrity. Johnson is finished, Richarlison never started, Simons is worryingly average and Porro has forgotten how to play football. Exciting times, Tottenham 😐
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM