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Jon Boyer
@jonboyer.bsky.social
Hold still while I do improv comedy at you.
Software developer by day. He/him

Honestliarsimprov.co.nz
As was the style at the time.
March 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
March 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Jon Boyer
To quote Alice Fraser on @thebugle.bsky.social, "if you can't afford to run your business while paying for the raw materials from which you make your product, you DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS! What you have in your hands is either an imperial project or a crime. Possibly both."
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think it's funnier - especially in context - if there is no explanation as to why her shirt is suddenly ripped. Its just the rules of the genre.
March 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The "Batman branding people" bit appears in several other Batman scripts from other writers that never saw the light of day. I assume its one of those "one producer is obsessed with the idea" things, like the mechanical spider that ended up in Wild Wild West. Also, its The Phantom's thing.
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If O'Brien had given him a book it would have been The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists by Robert Tressell.
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just "Is David Seymour"
March 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And Moist is bored cos Spike ain't home...
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I was an an all-boys school and we did Wuthering Height and Emma.
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Congratulations and / or commiserations as appropriate.
March 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Coconut velociraptors a la mode.
March 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Like the bit with... Paul Reubens?... at the end of the Buffy movie? With continuous "aaargh" noises? SOLD!
March 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'd buy a ticket to see a panel where every time Premee is asked a question she proclaims that she has expired in increasingly elaborate ways.
March 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm going to have to play this once I've finished Avowed.
March 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yes, you won at daylight savings.
March 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have multiple uncles who required all their knees replacing due to marathons.
March 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
While wearing a baseball cap.
March 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Invisible Library that exists between parallel universes from Genevieve Cogman's "Invisible Library" series. And of course the Unseen University library. Ook.
March 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's one of those borderline ones, like Pern, or Janny Wurts' Cycle of Fire. I think its science fiction but told from the viewpoint of someone from a significantly less advanced culture
March 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There's a soap opera in New Zealand called Shortland Street. Taika Waititi is about the only kiwi actor who *hasn't* appeared on that show.

But yeah our entire population is only 5.2 million...
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM