Baroque Obama
@jonbryant.bsky.social
Writer, hip-hop head, red mage, Dr. Doom apologist
He/him
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He/him
jbinthelede.com
This year, I traded Carol, Tokyo Godfathers, and The Green Knight for Christmas movies that normal people watch.
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This year, I traded Carol, Tokyo Godfathers, and The Green Knight for Christmas movies that normal people watch.
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.
(Out here posting Celes at 3 a.m.)
(Out here posting Celes at 3 a.m.)
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.
(Out here posting Celes at 3 a.m.)
(Out here posting Celes at 3 a.m.)
Two potential culprits for the session count inflation:
1. KCD2's save system
2. The hundreds of clips I captured using Steam's recording feature
1. KCD2's save system
2. The hundreds of clips I captured using Steam's recording feature
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Two potential culprits for the session count inflation:
1. KCD2's save system
2. The hundreds of clips I captured using Steam's recording feature
1. KCD2's save system
2. The hundreds of clips I captured using Steam's recording feature
Abysmal lows and absolutely altitudinous highs.
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Abysmal lows and absolutely altitudinous highs.
Only realized at the end of the Thou Art but Dust side quest in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 that the church I'd spent the past 30 minutes cleaning was, in fact, Sedlec Ossuary (the Bone Church), which I've actually visited in real life.
What a unique feeling.
What a unique feeling.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Only realized at the end of the Thou Art but Dust side quest in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 that the church I'd spent the past 30 minutes cleaning was, in fact, Sedlec Ossuary (the Bone Church), which I've actually visited in real life.
What a unique feeling.
What a unique feeling.
My five favorite anime are the five best anime.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My five favorite anime are the five best anime.
Not every category needs to be represented each year.
Only 2XKO and City of the Wolves are new. Two others are (lovingly-made) collections of old games, and the last is the fourth iteration of a 19-year-old game.
Only 2XKO and City of the Wolves are new. Two others are (lovingly-made) collections of old games, and the last is the fourth iteration of a 19-year-old game.
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not every category needs to be represented each year.
Only 2XKO and City of the Wolves are new. Two others are (lovingly-made) collections of old games, and the last is the fourth iteration of a 19-year-old game.
Only 2XKO and City of the Wolves are new. Two others are (lovingly-made) collections of old games, and the last is the fourth iteration of a 19-year-old game.
Much love to Kirsty Rider for her performance as Lune. I can understand not wanting four of your six Best Performance nominations coming from the same game, but I can't understand how she wasn't one of the three.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Much love to Kirsty Rider for her performance as Lune. I can understand not wanting four of your six Best Performance nominations coming from the same game, but I can't understand how she wasn't one of the three.
One of these things is not like the others.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One of these things is not like the others.
Rhea Seehorn on her Emmy revenge tour:
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Rhea Seehorn on her Emmy revenge tour:
The most violent combo breaker you've ever seen.
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The most violent combo breaker you've ever seen.
The real reason why we haven't gotten Metroid Prime 2 Remastered is because Retro would be forced to reckon with that one time they designed a boss that was just three penises sharing one ballsack.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The real reason why we haven't gotten Metroid Prime 2 Remastered is because Retro would be forced to reckon with that one time they designed a boss that was just three penises sharing one ballsack.
We didn't endure the ringtone era just to re-litigate this almost 20 years later.
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We didn't endure the ringtone era just to re-litigate this almost 20 years later.
Being able to super jump cancel a whiff punish is one of the coolest things in this game.
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Being able to super jump cancel a whiff punish is one of the coolest things in this game.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Her final trial was a breeze by comparison.
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Her final trial was a breeze by comparison.
The one that drew blood.
Standing fierce super-jump-canceled into canceled H Thunder Dash canceled into standing forward super-jump-canceled into EX Thunder Dash is brutal.
Standing fierce super-jump-canceled into canceled H Thunder Dash canceled into standing forward super-jump-canceled into EX Thunder Dash is brutal.
October 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The one that drew blood.
Standing fierce super-jump-canceled into canceled H Thunder Dash canceled into standing forward super-jump-canceled into EX Thunder Dash is brutal.
Standing fierce super-jump-canceled into canceled H Thunder Dash canceled into standing forward super-jump-canceled into EX Thunder Dash is brutal.