I'm not sure I have it in me to find out if we can get any better in this tournament. I think, yes I'm pretty sure, I'm not going to bother watching the rest of it (especially if we're on ITV)

Quite the opposite. Just been smashed and feeling like shit, but still takes the time to engage with the fans.
Bravo to him.

Monorail monorail!
What was the reference?

Jesus fucking wept.
Actually I don't know about Jesus, he's a bit of composite make believe, but I certainly wept at this

My cats would rather sleep on the hard wood floor next to, rather than in, any cat bed. Cost me a bloody fortune in the first few years.

I also thing the reasons given for this ban are nonsense. These bans aren't going to help the NHS in any way, shape, or form now. It will, many years from now, but we'll be 20 years older then.
That's performative nonsense.

Granted I was a bit older at 19, but I thought it was obvious he was dead, too.

My cat only responds to spspspspsps, and is completely perplexed by your proposal

Oh, you were about to do something, but their need for sleep has meant that you now suddenly have a conundrum about what to do, and in all likelihood a bit of spare time to spend aimlessly on social media, as you can't just leave them there like that. Parenthood, who would?

Just pointing out that I have a beautiful and fast car that has no 'zaust' pipes. So not everyone's doing it

As an owner of facial hair that can become a beard, not sure how this would work.
I mean, it would take hours, if not days, to pluck them all

4.8m/kWh is less than 1500 miles, just saying.
306kwh is about £250 in UK of on the road fast charging.
It's about £200 in diesel for the same journey

No, "scan as you shop".
Oh, you've packed everything neatly in your bags, but I need to scan 35 of your 68 items to make sure you're not a thief, so I'm going to throw them all over the trolley as I do so.
That's the end of civilisation, and my tether.

Wrigley's chewing gum, wasn't it?

Anonymous or not, I wouldn't admit to having offspring this thick.

Got rid of another 4 bags of rubbish in operation 'clear house after divorce', built the boys pedal bike. Endured the meltdown after telling him we couldn't go to the park to ride said none as it was pissing* down (*raining very heavily), got jumped all over to various crazy frog songs as penance.

He's just fallen out of bed, taken the two safety pillows with him, the duvet, the water on the side table, and knocked over the bin.
Tried to carry him to his own bed, and a massive meltdown occurred.
Turned around and took him back to my bed and he's just gone straight back to sleep.