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@joncrawford.bsky.social
Database guy, a seat for cats, and have had cab rides in Class 37 locos than most (67 different trains before you ask.)
Surely 'elf & safety would kick in and ensure seal-like individuals were banned from carping on behind said sausage-roll munching drivers? And yes, I called you Shirley. Sorry.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Surely 'elf & safety would kick in and ensure seal-like individuals were banned from carping on behind said sausage-roll munching drivers? And yes, I called you Shirley. Sorry.
Thought you lot were sealed (!) in your Flirts so they can't see you eating sausage rolls in a station... (Unlike the "good old days" of the class 101 & 105...) And "laughing like a seal" - has to be someone from Norfolk, yes?
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Thought you lot were sealed (!) in your Flirts so they can't see you eating sausage rolls in a station... (Unlike the "good old days" of the class 101 & 105...) And "laughing like a seal" - has to be someone from Norfolk, yes?
...gone right off me food now, thanks...
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
...gone right off me food now, thanks...
"Good old fashioned British knees up Fireworks Display"?
Eh? What the fudge is that when it's at home?
Eh? What the fudge is that when it's at home?
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 AM
"Good old fashioned British knees up Fireworks Display"?
Eh? What the fudge is that when it's at home?
Eh? What the fudge is that when it's at home?
Next time Truss comes to my home town of Beccles, Suffolk I'll throw lettuces at her rather than awaiting @ledbydonkeys.org to do it 😊
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Next time Truss comes to my home town of Beccles, Suffolk I'll throw lettuces at her rather than awaiting @ledbydonkeys.org to do it 😊
I wonder what would happen if the above countries asked the same of a certain Orange Turd; seeing what BS he's said on social media laterly.
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I wonder what would happen if the above countries asked the same of a certain Orange Turd; seeing what BS he's said on social media laterly.
If it's possible, put tape over the cameras.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If it's possible, put tape over the cameras.
You knew it wouldn't be long until the ex-x's appeared and started to shittify the site. Gotta broadcast the BS haven't they?
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You knew it wouldn't be long until the ex-x's appeared and started to shittify the site. Gotta broadcast the BS haven't they?
The eight maids-a-milking now your personal body guards, Larry?
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The eight maids-a-milking now your personal body guards, Larry?
I've just come back from the future, Larry's now on a diet.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've just come back from the future, Larry's now on a diet.
You know what they say...
X marks the shit.
X marks the shit.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You know what they say...
X marks the shit.
X marks the shit.
"Love addiction"... Is there the dead opposite to that? Just wondering.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Love addiction"... Is there the dead opposite to that? Just wondering.
That's handy Harry, stick it in the oven!
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That's handy Harry, stick it in the oven!
Amiga 500 keyboard?
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Amiga 500 keyboard?
Ah, 37800 - Cassie. A loco so laid back it once spent 6 months lying on it's side... (See 37143, Marine Colliery Jan 1975)
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ah, 37800 - Cassie. A loco so laid back it once spent 6 months lying on it's side... (See 37143, Marine Colliery Jan 1975)
A month later... Royal Mail annouces the cost of 1st & 2nd class post to rise...
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
A month later... Royal Mail annouces the cost of 1st & 2nd class post to rise...
You need to drive one of those things; can cook your sausage rolls at the same time.
October 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You need to drive one of those things; can cook your sausage rolls at the same time.
Not going to like me but to 60mph my money is on the class 195. (Runs, hides and starts throwing sausage rolls everywhere)
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not going to like me but to 60mph my money is on the class 195. (Runs, hides and starts throwing sausage rolls everywhere)
I'm 57. Getting a NHS flu jab on Saturday but not one for Covid. I look after my 91yo mum, and we have carers coming in 4 times a day. Don't know if any of the carers have had either jab, and although my mum is getting both (soon I hope) I hate to think what happens if I get Covid...
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm 57. Getting a NHS flu jab on Saturday but not one for Covid. I look after my 91yo mum, and we have carers coming in 4 times a day. Don't know if any of the carers have had either jab, and although my mum is getting both (soon I hope) I hate to think what happens if I get Covid...
Guess none of you have ever taken a 16kg Maine Coon out for a walk. You didn't walk him, he walked you; he was a unit of a cat. And you had to walk him as he needed the stimulus of going outside but he was such a large moggie a lead was required. His best animal friends were 3 female Samoyed dogs
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Guess none of you have ever taken a 16kg Maine Coon out for a walk. You didn't walk him, he walked you; he was a unit of a cat. And you had to walk him as he needed the stimulus of going outside but he was such a large moggie a lead was required. His best animal friends were 3 female Samoyed dogs
All to do with MAPA - Make America PAY Again. Politics aside, its built-in obsolescence - aka make a product, rely on software to run it then after a set time deliberately "refactor" software to make product work like brown stuff. Like slow the product down, remove functionality, add a feature/bug.
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
All to do with MAPA - Make America PAY Again. Politics aside, its built-in obsolescence - aka make a product, rely on software to run it then after a set time deliberately "refactor" software to make product work like brown stuff. Like slow the product down, remove functionality, add a feature/bug.
The website refused to authenticate me on the day of the order - although was fine the day before - and the app which I had to use because it wanted to compare my headshot with anything used as a photo ID, like a driving licence. Go figure.
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The website refused to authenticate me on the day of the order - although was fine the day before - and the app which I had to use because it wanted to compare my headshot with anything used as a photo ID, like a driving licence. Go figure.
Good to see; ordered one after having a fight with Paypal who wanted a scan of my driving licence! Only been using them since 2010...
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good to see; ordered one after having a fight with Paypal who wanted a scan of my driving licence! Only been using them since 2010...