Jonathan Dano
@jondano.bsky.social
Voiceover actor, cat dad, TTRPG lover, and violently in debt. Please no soliciting.
Maybe 2 air fried hotdogs will fix me
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Maybe 2 air fried hotdogs will fix me
Something is wrong with my alphabet soup, it just says OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wait, these are SpaghettiOs...
June 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Something is wrong with my alphabet soup, it just says OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wait, these are SpaghettiOs...
Yeah I'm just a pretty twisted guy... You know the song crazy train? That's just a regular train to me... Familiar with crazy glue? Yup... Regular glue...
May 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Yeah I'm just a pretty twisted guy... You know the song crazy train? That's just a regular train to me... Familiar with crazy glue? Yup... Regular glue...
TWO THINGS:
1. What if sometimes when you get Deja Vu, its not because something has already happened to you. Instead, whatever caused the Deja Vu feeling WILL HAPPEN AGAIN eventually and you can just sense it
2. I don't think those mushrooms in my yard were edible
1. What if sometimes when you get Deja Vu, its not because something has already happened to you. Instead, whatever caused the Deja Vu feeling WILL HAPPEN AGAIN eventually and you can just sense it
2. I don't think those mushrooms in my yard were edible
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TWO THINGS:
1. What if sometimes when you get Deja Vu, its not because something has already happened to you. Instead, whatever caused the Deja Vu feeling WILL HAPPEN AGAIN eventually and you can just sense it
2. I don't think those mushrooms in my yard were edible
1. What if sometimes when you get Deja Vu, its not because something has already happened to you. Instead, whatever caused the Deja Vu feeling WILL HAPPEN AGAIN eventually and you can just sense it
2. I don't think those mushrooms in my yard were edible
Stop giving me stress balls! They don't work! I eat the entire thing and then I have to go to the hospital. How does that help with stress?
April 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stop giving me stress balls! They don't work! I eat the entire thing and then I have to go to the hospital. How does that help with stress?
Just sharing to see if I can reach a wider audience! My casual Narration work in a lofi beat video
youtu.be/A3j1Rp8S_rk?...
youtu.be/A3j1Rp8S_rk?...
What's The Most Badass Thing You Did Completely By Accident?
YouTube video by Panda Stories
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just sharing to see if I can reach a wider audience! My casual Narration work in a lofi beat video
youtu.be/A3j1Rp8S_rk?...
youtu.be/A3j1Rp8S_rk?...
Me in a sword duel with a scientist:
"ohhhhhhh CITE your sources..."
"ohhhhhhh CITE your sources..."
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me in a sword duel with a scientist:
"ohhhhhhh CITE your sources..."
"ohhhhhhh CITE your sources..."
Why do they have to make important adult stuff so BORING thoughhhhh like taxes? Insurance? Home equity? UGHHHHHH am I right?
April 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why do they have to make important adult stuff so BORING thoughhhhh like taxes? Insurance? Home equity? UGHHHHHH am I right?
I miss my cat so bad.
March 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I miss my cat so bad.
Conservatives: Electric cars are terrible and bad and anyone who drives an electric car is a sissy and only real Americans drive Gas powered cars
Elon: I'm a fascist
Conservatives: Tesla is a great American company, and their Electric cars belong in the driveways of every American family
Elon: I'm a fascist
Conservatives: Tesla is a great American company, and their Electric cars belong in the driveways of every American family
March 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Conservatives: Electric cars are terrible and bad and anyone who drives an electric car is a sissy and only real Americans drive Gas powered cars
Elon: I'm a fascist
Conservatives: Tesla is a great American company, and their Electric cars belong in the driveways of every American family
Elon: I'm a fascist
Conservatives: Tesla is a great American company, and their Electric cars belong in the driveways of every American family
I just want to live in a country/world where everyone lives their own lives peacefully, with love and happiness and without fear of it being ripped away from them.
February 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just want to live in a country/world where everyone lives their own lives peacefully, with love and happiness and without fear of it being ripped away from them.
Just watched the person ahead of me in the drive thru line throw a half-finished iced coffee directly on the the ground. If she had waited to pull forward one more car length she would have been next to a trash can. It took everything I had not to pick it up and throw it back into her open window.
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just watched the person ahead of me in the drive thru line throw a half-finished iced coffee directly on the the ground. If she had waited to pull forward one more car length she would have been next to a trash can. It took everything I had not to pick it up and throw it back into her open window.
🎶🎵 I got 99 problems and this math test is really long. Why are there so many problems?
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎶🎵 I got 99 problems and this math test is really long. Why are there so many problems?
I am suffering from success in a way. I have so many RPG tools and game systems that I cant decide and be happy with any combination of SOME of them. Do I use my cool dm screen that has panels that flip open like a book? Do I use the laptop I bought to run Dnd or other RPGs? Pen/paper or screens...
February 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I am suffering from success in a way. I have so many RPG tools and game systems that I cant decide and be happy with any combination of SOME of them. Do I use my cool dm screen that has panels that flip open like a book? Do I use the laptop I bought to run Dnd or other RPGs? Pen/paper or screens...
I can't remember what Queen Latifah looks like and I refuse to look her up because if I can't recall her face from memory then I have failed to be a good person.
I may need 2 therapy sessions per week
I may need 2 therapy sessions per week
February 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I can't remember what Queen Latifah looks like and I refuse to look her up because if I can't recall her face from memory then I have failed to be a good person.
I may need 2 therapy sessions per week
I may need 2 therapy sessions per week
The very idea that someone I know is gone, unexpectedly, is distressing in ways I don't know I've ever truly felt. Mortality is a very humbling feeling. Tell your loved ones that you love them.
February 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The very idea that someone I know is gone, unexpectedly, is distressing in ways I don't know I've ever truly felt. Mortality is a very humbling feeling. Tell your loved ones that you love them.
My poor baby (Dog) is crying because the guards (my dad) are currently defending our castle (clearing the driveway) from a roaring dragon! (Snowblower)
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My poor baby (Dog) is crying because the guards (my dad) are currently defending our castle (clearing the driveway) from a roaring dragon! (Snowblower)
The best part about working from home is you can scream as much as you like and nobody calls HR
February 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The best part about working from home is you can scream as much as you like and nobody calls HR
Voiceover client: Can you match the energy and tone of this clip I'm about to send you? *Clip has a narrator speaking casually, but with that YouTuber inflection*
Me: Sure! *thinks I'm doing exactly that*
Them: no that's not quite what I want
Me: oh okay
*carves "I'm a failure" into the drywall*
Me: Sure! *thinks I'm doing exactly that*
Them: no that's not quite what I want
Me: oh okay
*carves "I'm a failure" into the drywall*
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Voiceover client: Can you match the energy and tone of this clip I'm about to send you? *Clip has a narrator speaking casually, but with that YouTuber inflection*
Me: Sure! *thinks I'm doing exactly that*
Them: no that's not quite what I want
Me: oh okay
*carves "I'm a failure" into the drywall*
Me: Sure! *thinks I'm doing exactly that*
Them: no that's not quite what I want
Me: oh okay
*carves "I'm a failure" into the drywall*
Im not a stomach sleeper. I'm not a side sleeper or a back sleeper. I am all of them. I rotate in my sleep like a rotisserie shithead. I'm flopping onto each side every 15 minutes like steaks on the grill. Yeehaw it's an insomnia barbecue. Watch me flop like a fish dropped on the boat floor
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Im not a stomach sleeper. I'm not a side sleeper or a back sleeper. I am all of them. I rotate in my sleep like a rotisserie shithead. I'm flopping onto each side every 15 minutes like steaks on the grill. Yeehaw it's an insomnia barbecue. Watch me flop like a fish dropped on the boat floor
One of my favorite parts about people crying about "wokeness" in games are when someone leaves a review saying "I didn't realize there would be gay stuff, I was playing the game and then my male character started kissing men" but that romance path is hard to stumble into. You made sure it happened.
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One of my favorite parts about people crying about "wokeness" in games are when someone leaves a review saying "I didn't realize there would be gay stuff, I was playing the game and then my male character started kissing men" but that romance path is hard to stumble into. You made sure it happened.
Me seeing work emails when my brain hasn't fully booted up yet
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me seeing work emails when my brain hasn't fully booted up yet
I don't want to rise and grind, I want to rot and be forgot
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't want to rise and grind, I want to rot and be forgot