Nick really doesn't seem to be handling this coaching search all that well.

The only person I can recall telling Michigan fans what a great guy Biff Poggi is was Austin Meek back at the beginning of the season in the glowing profile he did.

Not enough clothing? Neither of them are wearing shorts, and they have at least 2 layers. Seems perfectly fine for December before it gets cold.

Creating a world where everything is subjective and morals are counterproductive and winning is determined by outlasting a bored and/or incompetent judge? Seems pretty spot-on to me.

I'd assume their friends are just as stupid and bigoted as they are, so that leaves that avenue out.

The second time he'll lose a post-season award to a QB that he was clearly superior to.

10 years after a kicker won it.

Tom Harmon at Michigan.

Don't think anyone gets to claim that as a local. It was in rural Indiana gas stations in 1999, and I know we didnt come up with it.

I think by simply being the person to hire KBA, that somehow Dave Brandon is still winning that race.

Starts to make sense that the only Super Bowl they could win was against Rex Grossman in a monsoon.

I turned 10 two days before he was born.
I don't think I wanted to know that.

No, I mean Michigan's president used his school email to try to hook up with another school employee. If he's dumb enough to do that, I'd just start from the assumption that the head coach of the football team was also at least that stupid.