jonhendry.bsky.social
@jonhendry.bsky.social
If strippers don't take them what's the point.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Ah but your client(?) probably wasn't a zillionaire.
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The question is do those officials think the president is their boss.
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
SCOTUS literally do not need to explain anything.
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Somehow that's just not comforting.
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Unfortunately SCOTUS goes along with that deranged shit too often to casually dismiss it that way.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Yes and no.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Yeah that happens sometimes. Sucks don't it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
She’s 28 and was #2 at ICE?
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you elect someone who says he will be a dictator for one day, you will end up hoping to one day not be ruled by a dictator.
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I bet they’d keep Greenland though.
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yikes
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
“Trump smells like a three week floater dragged from the East River in August. Except after lunch, when it’s worse.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Richly or “rich and earthy”?
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Well that’s a relief.
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Trump is saying he won’t act to defend NATO thus Greenland is vulnerable.

Europe is, too, but he‘s happy to let Putin have Europe.
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Which station was telling people they don’t have to let ICE in unless they have a warrant?
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Did they sample Gary Glitter or perform the bits new?
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Maybe just say “fascist” instead of “fashwave”
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Of course not. He said it in French.
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Doesn’t have to be human piss.
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Definitely don’t pick up some fox piss at Lowes.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
A B complex vitamin will turn it intensely yellow and probably reveal who was splashed under UV light so never do that.
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Beans and rice are for closers.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM