Jonix
@jonixhensley.bsky.social
I eat, sleep, and shit content. Should really get that checked out. He/Him
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Jonix
@jonixhensley.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I AM NOT A CINEPHILE. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THE MOVIES!
Everyone in my school is a gooner
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Everyone in my school is a gooner
If someone has Letterboxd Patron they TELL you, in fact it’s one of the first things out of their fuckin’ mouths
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 AM
If someone has Letterboxd Patron they TELL you, in fact it’s one of the first things out of their fuckin’ mouths
I love it when in those “facts about animals you didn’t know” videos they say that goats don’t actually scream like that. Like yeah dude fuckin’ obviously
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I love it when in those “facts about animals you didn’t know” videos they say that goats don’t actually scream like that. Like yeah dude fuckin’ obviously
Spike from Mario is an industry plant done right
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Spike from Mario is an industry plant done right
Dispatch is a perfect game for guys who want to coddle emo girls who step on their balls with high heels at 9pm
Not kink shaming but it’s very clear it’s made by those kinds of people for those kinds of people
Not kink shaming but it’s very clear it’s made by those kinds of people for those kinds of people
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dispatch is a perfect game for guys who want to coddle emo girls who step on their balls with high heels at 9pm
Not kink shaming but it’s very clear it’s made by those kinds of people for those kinds of people
Not kink shaming but it’s very clear it’s made by those kinds of people for those kinds of people
Ah, yes, that one trumpeter, Kirby HandJob or whatever
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ah, yes, that one trumpeter, Kirby HandJob or whatever
This world is so fucking unfair man
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This world is so fucking unfair man
I just saw like three things so cringe in a row it made me physically ill.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I just saw like three things so cringe in a row it made me physically ill.
“I hope Bumblebee fucking dies” -Shaquille “Shaq” O’Neill, 2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“I hope Bumblebee fucking dies” -Shaquille “Shaq” O’Neill, 2025
Okay, what’s an IOS alarm that DOESN’T make me wanna chuck my phone out of a window? Because I’m going through them and they all bring out separate but seemingly endless kinds of rage from my otherwise cool collected rapport
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Okay, what’s an IOS alarm that DOESN’T make me wanna chuck my phone out of a window? Because I’m going through them and they all bring out separate but seemingly endless kinds of rage from my otherwise cool collected rapport
If someone gifts me a watch in my male adult life, I will NEVER trust them and I’ll NEVER forgive them
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If someone gifts me a watch in my male adult life, I will NEVER trust them and I’ll NEVER forgive them
What the hell is this shit
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What the hell is this shit
Many corporate Christmas songs have the most sauceless, mild sounding 808s possible
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Many corporate Christmas songs have the most sauceless, mild sounding 808s possible
We as a species need to stop trying to make pumpkin a winter thing
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We as a species need to stop trying to make pumpkin a winter thing
Audio so Mono it becomes stereo again
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Audio so Mono it becomes stereo again
Trying to lure my friend with heterochromia into watching Cowboy Bebop like it has YOUR representation
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Trying to lure my friend with heterochromia into watching Cowboy Bebop like it has YOUR representation
And what gave Quentin Tarantino, the most bitchless, unfathomably chopped, personality-less, disgustingly and uncomfortably sexually charged somehow-still-human-under-all-that-Zionism of a creature who looks like if earwax wished to become human, the right to come after Paul Dano? That’s my boy!
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
And what gave Quentin Tarantino, the most bitchless, unfathomably chopped, personality-less, disgustingly and uncomfortably sexually charged somehow-still-human-under-all-that-Zionism of a creature who looks like if earwax wished to become human, the right to come after Paul Dano? That’s my boy!
Anime should have its own “Cabin in The Woods” but instead of slasher tropes it’s for the “Four Character Lupin setup” that anime’s loooooove to do
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Anime should have its own “Cabin in The Woods” but instead of slasher tropes it’s for the “Four Character Lupin setup” that anime’s loooooove to do
Why does using a talkbox look like it HURRRRRTS
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Why does using a talkbox look like it HURRRRRTS
In another life my dad would’ve made a KILLER gay autistic furry
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In another life my dad would’ve made a KILLER gay autistic furry
Just realized college sports are exactly like the “Please Please Tell Me Ball” from season 6 of Venture Bros.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just realized college sports are exactly like the “Please Please Tell Me Ball” from season 6 of Venture Bros.
Breaking news: Bea Arther likes women???!?!?!?!?!?? Whadduh???!?!?!?!??
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Breaking news: Bea Arther likes women???!?!?!?!?!?? Whadduh???!?!?!?!??
Anyone else getting real fuckin’ annoyed by Letterboxd new ad feature of mobile pop ups? They show up while I’m writing reviews and throw me off my game, makes me wanna ring someone’s neck
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Anyone else getting real fuckin’ annoyed by Letterboxd new ad feature of mobile pop ups? They show up while I’m writing reviews and throw me off my game, makes me wanna ring someone’s neck
Third essay for college I’m using Hbomb’s Plagiarism video as a source, we win these
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Third essay for college I’m using Hbomb’s Plagiarism video as a source, we win these