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Jon Jon, the Deserter
@jonjonjon.bsky.social
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Multidisciplinary Theatre Artist - EDI/Anti-Oppression Consultant -Talent Acquisition Specialist

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Saw it take off on threads but wanted to poke it here too:

Favourite Spaceship?

One of my favourites has always been the Rapier from Wing Commander II, which was one of the first games I ever played as a kid, and solidified my love of spaceships and cool space battles.
The Medium Fighter Rapier - a starfighter that's a little bit wide, with long laser cannons mounted underneath its wings, and a pair of shorter particle cannons underneath its nose. It's got a wide head and a wide body, but is relatively thin from above.
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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@pennyblake.bsky.social

New egg dish. Chopped up hard boiled eggs (with jammy centres), Greek yogurt, lemon juice, dill, cayenne, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, and a hefty dash of smoked paprika.

Fancy Egg salad basically!
Fancy egg salad breakfast toast, glittering in the sunlight.
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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The key takeaway from this infographic from the Lore-Wiki that I published today for the players in my three-intersecting campaigns is that "Tiamat is well connected", to no one's surprise, but "Jules the Tavern Twink" is a terminal point and may or may not be a "Planar Force" if you know what I-
A dot graph with several connections. It shows the Country of Amaranth! Tiamat, the Mother of Dragons! Shes' connected to a fearsome sounding name: "Xandriss the Storm Death", who is connected to several other powerful sounding names and monikers, like "Aurvarax the Stalwart", and "Mistraltin the True", and "Endymion the Wise" and "Omryth the FroesT" and "Nimir the Faithful". Then there's what looks like "Abbott Lalu" from another origin point connecting to the town of "Emberbell", connecting to terminal point: "Jules the Tavern Twink" (Who is suspiciously near a data point called "Planar Forces")
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Does this count? I didn't get the Tidus/Yuna Precon, but was intrigued by Kimahri
Kimahri, Valiant Guardian 2(G)(U) Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior (Final Fantasy) Vigilance Ronso Rage — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Kimahri and tap target creature an opponent controls. Then you may have Kimahri become ac opy of that creature, except its name is Kimahri, Valiant Guardian and it has vigilance and this ability. 3/3
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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I'm quite sure I'm the only one in most of my groups that runs the very stupid "Arcane Bombardment.", so I think I'd go ahead and say this one is my signature.
Arcane Bombardment 4(R)(R) Enchantment Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or soercy card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with Arcane Bombardment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And I was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "Yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignorning me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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A reminder of the "Parable of the Nazi Bar"
I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says: "No. Get out." And the dude next to me says, "Hey I'm not doing anything. I'm a paying customer." And the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or somethign and says "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in punk uniform, I noticed. Anyway, I asked what that was about, and the bartender was like: "You didn't see his vest, but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And I was like, ohok, and he continues. "You have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend and that dude is cool too.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Thinking about these meme again
Twitter user "Hanna Chutzpah" Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said: "Men is too headache." Followed by a "More you know" style retro 80's meme with "MEN IS TOO HEADACHE", a prism shooting a rainbow light, and each word in a different, radical font in front of a space background over a neon grid.
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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My goal is still to use this with Tree of Perdition to ruin someone's day.
Triskaidekaphobia 3(B) Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — - Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. - Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Caught!

Show me that stack of commanders you have set aside because you're "building them"
Jon Jon in a snuggie with glasses and a cute, caught expression on their face. Piles of cards for Nissa, World soul Speaker, Flubs the Fool, Saskia the Unyielding, Goro-Goro and Satoru Piles of cards for Balthier and Fran, Samut, the Driving Force, and Tannuk, Memorial Ensign.
January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Hehe ---- Not Hehe
Big Boy, a black cat who is Big and Boy, lying on his back, but twisted so his head is upside down and his feet are pointed in funny directions. Big Boy, still big and boy. A black cat who lying normally gives a murderous glance over his shoulder.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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I continually go back to this INCREDIBLY POORLY DONE AI OVERVIEW, because yeah, they're fake, but those definitely do sound like Star Wars names.

(And as hilarious as these names are, you should not be using AI anyways)
AI Overview "Yes, there are some LGBTQ+ characters in the Star Wars franchise, including characters who are openly gay, lesbian, or androgynous. -Slurpy Faggi. The first openly gay character in Star Wars. Slurpy is in a committed relationship with his boyfriend, Dr. Butto
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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The astronauts looking at Earth meme. One says: "So it was gay porn?" and the other, pointing a gun behind the first one's back says: "Always has been."
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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I love Connecting the Dots so much.
Connecting the Dots Whenever a creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library face down 1(R) sacrifice connecting the Dots, discard your hand and pull all cards exiled with Connecting the Dots into their owners hands.
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Back in the gym let's get thicccccc
Jon Jon in a green muscle shirt and navy blue sweatpants. Masked. Taking a gym selfie between squat sets.
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Needed to add her, for reasons ^_^
Burly Breaker 3(G)(G) Creature — Human Werewolf Ward (1) Daybound 6/5 Dire-strain Demolisher Creature - Werewolf Ward (3) Nightbound 8/7
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Just wanna drop a few nonlegendary uncommons that I'd attempt to woo!
Hero of the Dunes 3(W)(B) Creature — Human Soldier (Brothers War) When Hero of the Dunes enters the battlefield, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0 3/2 Citadel Castellan 1(G)(W) Creature — Human Knight (Shards of Alara) Vigilance Renown 2 (When this creatrues deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned." Crew Captain (B)(R)(G) Creature — Human warrior (Streets of New capenna) Haste Crew Captain has indestructible as long as it entered the battlefield this turn 4/2 Descendant of Storms (W) Creature — Human soldier (Tarkir Dragonstorm) Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay 1(W). If you do, it endures 1 (Put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 white Spirit Creature Token)
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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The Astronaut meme with two astronauts looking at the Earth from space. One says "Wait, so the US is the bad guy?" The other, behind him with a gun drawn says "Always has been"
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Another Lord obtained!

#MarvelRivals
#TankEra
Emma Frost, serving in a white and blue with crystals leotard with coat tails . Severe bob cut with diamond earrings She displays a proficiency of "Lord", the highest one can achieve in the game!
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Nothing says "hire me" more than swoopy hair and slutty lil glasses tho, amirite?
Jon Jon with a hair swoop and slutty little glasses on. He's showing off a little cleavage, ya know?
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Happy to see they kept one of the funniest random encounters in FFT into the Remaster.
Normally you face 2-8 opponents. This one has like 12 and they're all monks for no discernible reason.
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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He looks so happy!!!!!
Big Boy lying on his new cat apartment, his eyes sparkle happily.
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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@grungrybadger.bsky.social got Big Boy a new Big Cat Apartment for Christmas and his Birthday!

(His old one for scale)
Two cat towers, both alike in dignity. But the new one is nearly twice the height of the previous one. Big Boy, a black cat who is Big and Boy, rubbing his face on his new home while he purrs happily. Big Boy lounging majestically at a middle tier of the cat apartment. Big Boy vibrating so fast from his happy purrs that he is a void blur on the screen.
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I think about this comic panel a lot too, because like...even if she IS wearing casual clothes, I don't think she'd ever let you see that. Always gotta be glam.
Emma on Krakoa, titled "She's got the look" Krakoa, the quarters of Emma Frost. Who needs to get up and go outside. But not dressed like this. Needs to be washed, needs to be dry cleaned. She says "ugh" Then she looks in the mirror and says: "hmmmm" She's seen walking with her hair messy, sunglasses on, and in her pajamas, holding a purse but wearing knee high boots. There's a panel where too young mutants think, with jaws dropped: "Wow. She looks great" Cut to Emma in a magnifcent chic outfit, but it says: "Who needs laundry when you have mental projection?"
December 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Waking up to this big face.
Big Boy, a big black cat who is Big and Boy. His cheeks and jowls are big. He stares at the camera, big grumpy behind his eyes.
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM