So much love

I would love to replace my old coil stove with a freestanding induction range, but literally NO ONE makes one. IKEA had the Tvärsäker, but they’ve since discontinued it, and when I last looked, I couldn’t find a freestanding, rear-control range with induction to save my life.

My HS drama teacher was always SOAKED in patchouli. I didn't know what it was until I was in college and saw a patchouli candle in the checkout at Whole Foods. Picked it up to give it a sniff and went "HOLY SHIT, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS" and also gagged

At least the people killed in the subsequent, preventable crashes will be sharply attired! 🙃

“Passengers in pajamas” was, and remains, nowhere on my list of travel complaints. But I guess it’s easier to give a lecture to travelers than to pay ATC what they’re worth and staff them adequately to prevent mid-air collisions.

Baby oil!? NOOOOOOOO

slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse

If my son was just a little bit more hyperactive I’m sure the phrase “cool your jets!” would leave my lips on a regular basis.

@milesintransit.com miles if we hit a deer and have to talk to the train cops i swear to god

Take road safety. The last admin pushed rules for speed limiters+side guards in big rigs and automatic emergency braking in cars+trucks—est. to save 1k lives annually.

After industry blowback, the Trump admin has killed, made plans to weaken or signaled delays/changes for each.