Nothing says "America" like extorting its citizens out of every last nickel in the healthcare "industry."
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nothing says "America" like extorting its citizens out of every last nickel in the healthcare "industry."
"Re-Lobstering?"
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Re-Lobstering?"
Free hour designated for cocaine runs?
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Free hour designated for cocaine runs?
The Portrait of Little Marco.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Portrait of Little Marco.
He has $600 billion in assets. He isn't worth shit.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He has $600 billion in assets. He isn't worth shit.
Yeah. The electorate has the attention span of a raccoon on an ether binge. Call me when he cannibalizes a first-born the week before the midterms.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah. The electorate has the attention span of a raccoon on an ether binge. Call me when he cannibalizes a first-born the week before the midterms.
"Your papers, please," has been a reality for a lot of Americans for quite a while now.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Your papers, please," has been a reality for a lot of Americans for quite a while now.
Seattle is in touch with Zombie George Blanda's agent, and expect to have him in there to replace Darnold in the fourth quarter.
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Seattle is in touch with Zombie George Blanda's agent, and expect to have him in there to replace Darnold in the fourth quarter.
Mom knows best, and does *not* want you to spend the rest of the weekend with a $600 tummy ache.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Mom knows best, and does *not* want you to spend the rest of the weekend with a $600 tummy ache.
Can't imagine Poland won't readily embrace a return to the good ol' days.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Can't imagine Poland won't readily embrace a return to the good ol' days.
*Sodomy and lash optional.
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
*Sodomy and lash optional.
I'm sure Punchette Sulzberger will be happy to 'splain how reasonable people disagree on this.
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm sure Punchette Sulzberger will be happy to 'splain how reasonable people disagree on this.
Fallon is too clueless to hate on, but he'd do a great public service to limit stepping on rakes as a personal hobby rather than a career choice.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fallon is too clueless to hate on, but he'd do a great public service to limit stepping on rakes as a personal hobby rather than a career choice.
Women don't give a flying fuck about Neanderthals like Butker, and they're getting their PhDs whenever and wherever they like.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Women don't give a flying fuck about Neanderthals like Butker, and they're getting their PhDs whenever and wherever they like.
Pats fan here. If you can't appreciate what JA can do to sway the outcome of a game in his favor, however imperfect he might be, I feel sorry for you.
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pats fan here. If you can't appreciate what JA can do to sway the outcome of a game in his favor, however imperfect he might be, I feel sorry for you.
Kinda like the autopilot in Airplane.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kinda like the autopilot in Airplane.
It's been done--can't remember when, quite a few years ago. Didn't float anyone's boat.
Hit the mute button. I haven't listened to any of these guys for years except to get some clarification about a penalty, etc.
Hit the mute button. I haven't listened to any of these guys for years except to get some clarification about a penalty, etc.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's been done--can't remember when, quite a few years ago. Didn't float anyone's boat.
Hit the mute button. I haven't listened to any of these guys for years except to get some clarification about a penalty, etc.
Hit the mute button. I haven't listened to any of these guys for years except to get some clarification about a penalty, etc.
May their memories be blessings to you.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
May their memories be blessings to you.
His ability to prevent himself from spontaneously combusting during his routines is truly remarkable.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
His ability to prevent himself from spontaneously combusting during his routines is truly remarkable.
There is no rational universe in which Watson ever plays another game as a Brown. It would be a quantum leap of Brownian Stupidity.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There is no rational universe in which Watson ever plays another game as a Brown. It would be a quantum leap of Brownian Stupidity.