@jonmccurley123.bsky.social
**moves to Dildo Newfoundland**
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
**moves to Dildo Newfoundland**
Vegetarian burrito bowl boxes fear me
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Vegetarian burrito bowl boxes fear me
Yeah I’m into future proof tech
…with vintage textiles i use a color stay fixative so that the colors don’t fade after i overdye
…with vintage textiles i use a color stay fixative so that the colors don’t fade after i overdye
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah I’m into future proof tech
…with vintage textiles i use a color stay fixative so that the colors don’t fade after i overdye
…with vintage textiles i use a color stay fixative so that the colors don’t fade after i overdye
what about a movie where there’s a little kid who is Karma and everybody wants to take them to the mall for ice cream and ….the Apple Store
Get a mountain bike
Guitar lessons…
Get a mountain bike
Guitar lessons…
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
what about a movie where there’s a little kid who is Karma and everybody wants to take them to the mall for ice cream and ….the Apple Store
Get a mountain bike
Guitar lessons…
Get a mountain bike
Guitar lessons…
Coworker told me “Responsibilities are what makes you a man”
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Coworker told me “Responsibilities are what makes you a man”
Ok check this out
Baby name:
Ophandawn
but it’s spelt
“Off And On”
Baby name:
Ophandawn
but it’s spelt
“Off And On”
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ok check this out
Baby name:
Ophandawn
but it’s spelt
“Off And On”
Baby name:
Ophandawn
but it’s spelt
“Off And On”
Me taking karma to the mall, Marshall’s, baskin robbins, sort out Fido bill,
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me taking karma to the mall, Marshall’s, baskin robbins, sort out Fido bill,
Karma going to MEC with the credit card, getting Solomon boots, all season tent, the binoculars, titanium cook ware, the platoons bag, the ice breaker under layers
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Karma going to MEC with the credit card, getting Solomon boots, all season tent, the binoculars, titanium cook ware, the platoons bag, the ice breaker under layers
I bought a coffee table off a man went to his building but he didn’t come down so I paid but no coffee table
Anyways I have him on Instagram, he keeps going on vacation, he went to a cool salt cave
Anyways I have him on Instagram, he keeps going on vacation, he went to a cool salt cave
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I bought a coffee table off a man went to his building but he didn’t come down so I paid but no coffee table
Anyways I have him on Instagram, he keeps going on vacation, he went to a cool salt cave
Anyways I have him on Instagram, he keeps going on vacation, he went to a cool salt cave
On Pickering Max sold drinking canned bubble tea on the bus
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
On Pickering Max sold drinking canned bubble tea on the bus
Ok, what about texting
But instead of it appearing in your phone, it appears in one place on a paper note on your desk, texting but it only appears at your desk on a peice of paper??????
But instead of it appearing in your phone, it appears in one place on a paper note on your desk, texting but it only appears at your desk on a peice of paper??????
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ok, what about texting
But instead of it appearing in your phone, it appears in one place on a paper note on your desk, texting but it only appears at your desk on a peice of paper??????
But instead of it appearing in your phone, it appears in one place on a paper note on your desk, texting but it only appears at your desk on a peice of paper??????
friend
Have you been doing any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes, recently the manager at work called everyone a bunch of “dimwits”
Have you been doing any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes, recently the manager at work called everyone a bunch of “dimwits”
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
friend
Have you been doing any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes, recently the manager at work called everyone a bunch of “dimwits”
Have you been doing any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes, recently the manager at work called everyone a bunch of “dimwits”
I like how interior design that’s like “I am the most twisted alien from another dimension” always has plain white bedding
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I like how interior design that’s like “I am the most twisted alien from another dimension” always has plain white bedding
Ghosts in my house moaning from the closet covering their ears
“Make him stop talking to himself!”
“Make him stop talking to himself!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ghosts in my house moaning from the closet covering their ears
“Make him stop talking to himself!”
“Make him stop talking to himself!”
no one talks about the actual first generation of AI that has been assisting humanity for many years, Jelly Bellies
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
no one talks about the actual first generation of AI that has been assisting humanity for many years, Jelly Bellies
Art project to change the entire internets cookie policy buttons to say
fine instead of accept
And
Whatever instead of decline
fine instead of accept
And
Whatever instead of decline
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Art project to change the entire internets cookie policy buttons to say
fine instead of accept
And
Whatever instead of decline
fine instead of accept
And
Whatever instead of decline
Ok what abt door dash or whatever
But they’re dressed like hotel room service and it’s on a silver tray
This ideas good, blue sky
But they’re dressed like hotel room service and it’s on a silver tray
This ideas good, blue sky
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ok what abt door dash or whatever
But they’re dressed like hotel room service and it’s on a silver tray
This ideas good, blue sky
But they’re dressed like hotel room service and it’s on a silver tray
This ideas good, blue sky
….You know how in Batman Bruce Wayne went away to like a mountain to learn how to be Batman, he went to Tibet and returned a martial art master,
That’s like all of us on bluesky
That’s like all of us on bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
….You know how in Batman Bruce Wayne went away to like a mountain to learn how to be Batman, he went to Tibet and returned a martial art master,
That’s like all of us on bluesky
That’s like all of us on bluesky
Maybe first time I’ve done this
just worked 19 days in a row
I worked
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,bWednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
just worked 19 days in a row
I worked
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,bWednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Maybe first time I’ve done this
just worked 19 days in a row
I worked
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,bWednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
just worked 19 days in a row
I worked
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,bWednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Therapist
H-
Jon
this close to Christmas a single animation frame from Yellow Submarine, $2,000 at least, and if you want one of the beatles to be in that frame, this close to Christmas, triple that
H-
Jon
this close to Christmas a single animation frame from Yellow Submarine, $2,000 at least, and if you want one of the beatles to be in that frame, this close to Christmas, triple that
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Therapist
H-
Jon
this close to Christmas a single animation frame from Yellow Submarine, $2,000 at least, and if you want one of the beatles to be in that frame, this close to Christmas, triple that
H-
Jon
this close to Christmas a single animation frame from Yellow Submarine, $2,000 at least, and if you want one of the beatles to be in that frame, this close to Christmas, triple that
Friend
Have you done any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes I performed small audience comedy recently on the bus at 730 in the morning when one person saw me take out my contacts and switch which eyes they were in because they were in the wrong eyes
Have you done any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes I performed small audience comedy recently on the bus at 730 in the morning when one person saw me take out my contacts and switch which eyes they were in because they were in the wrong eyes
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Friend
Have you done any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes I performed small audience comedy recently on the bus at 730 in the morning when one person saw me take out my contacts and switch which eyes they were in because they were in the wrong eyes
Have you done any comedy lately?
Jon
Yes I performed small audience comedy recently on the bus at 730 in the morning when one person saw me take out my contacts and switch which eyes they were in because they were in the wrong eyes
person who invented the alarm on the fridge door when it’s left open in hell
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
person who invented the alarm on the fridge door when it’s left open in hell
Therapist:
H—
Jon:
Large coffee maker, and a grinder, in a backpack, going to work, winter, on a bike, 730 am
H—
Jon:
Large coffee maker, and a grinder, in a backpack, going to work, winter, on a bike, 730 am
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Therapist:
H—
Jon:
Large coffee maker, and a grinder, in a backpack, going to work, winter, on a bike, 730 am
H—
Jon:
Large coffee maker, and a grinder, in a backpack, going to work, winter, on a bike, 730 am
I ate 1/2 a box of work Breton crackers and used a work notepad while in a zoom call
And
I came back and someone had left the page of notes, took the note pad away and took the crackers away
And
I came back and someone had left the page of notes, took the note pad away and took the crackers away
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I ate 1/2 a box of work Breton crackers and used a work notepad while in a zoom call
And
I came back and someone had left the page of notes, took the note pad away and took the crackers away
And
I came back and someone had left the page of notes, took the note pad away and took the crackers away
Mona Jona
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mona Jona