Jon Mactoon
@jonmckinley.bsky.social
Why are the ICE agents so fat and unhealthy looking?
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Why are the ICE agents so fat and unhealthy looking?
Deportations happen, we don't need to see it on SM to know that. How about some TikTok video of kids enjoying a breakfast club? Wouldn't that be a better thing to be trumpeting?
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Deportations happen, we don't need to see it on SM to know that. How about some TikTok video of kids enjoying a breakfast club? Wouldn't that be a better thing to be trumpeting?
They should stop awarding the thing - it's become a trinket rather than a statement.
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
They should stop awarding the thing - it's become a trinket rather than a statement.
You're ten times more likely to be murdered in Houston,Texas. But remember: "guns don't kill people"
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
You're ten times more likely to be murdered in Houston,Texas. But remember: "guns don't kill people"
Behaviour consistent with what I would expect from a FIFA peace prize winner. If one of the qualified teams had the balls to say: "screw the 2026 World Cup, we're out", I would give them my peace prize.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Behaviour consistent with what I would expect from a FIFA peace prize winner. If one of the qualified teams had the balls to say: "screw the 2026 World Cup, we're out", I would give them my peace prize.
She realises that there's a good chance that she's next up in "indictment" bingo.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
She realises that there's a good chance that she's next up in "indictment" bingo.
If I were a Canadian fisherman I might stay home for a while.
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
If I were a Canadian fisherman I might stay home for a while.
The Trump administration is the epitome of a Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organisation. Although the RICO laws are meant to target organised crime they can probably apply to disorganised crime as well.
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The Trump administration is the epitome of a Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organisation. Although the RICO laws are meant to target organised crime they can probably apply to disorganised crime as well.
"Perfection, of a kind, is what they are after" (with apologies to W H Auden).
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Perfection, of a kind, is what they are after" (with apologies to W H Auden).
Racial abuse was not regarded as big or clever at my school. Other dumb shit was, though.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Racial abuse was not regarded as big or clever at my school. Other dumb shit was, though.
Where I came from men didn't have sex with children
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Where I came from men didn't have sex with children
Farage is right - we all did some dumb shit when we were kids. So why continue to lie about it?
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Farage is right - we all did some dumb shit when we were kids. So why continue to lie about it?
The jury's out. If inflation (and interest rates) come down, there would be room for some tax relief.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The jury's out. If inflation (and interest rates) come down, there would be room for some tax relief.
Given that the popular media usually gives liars an easy ride (see Johnson, B; Trump, D), perhaps she should say yes.
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Given that the popular media usually gives liars an easy ride (see Johnson, B; Trump, D), perhaps she should say yes.
Our loss will no doubt be Dubai's gain
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Our loss will no doubt be Dubai's gain
Increasingly seems like Reform Ltd is the UK branch of MAGA.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Increasingly seems like Reform Ltd is the UK branch of MAGA.
She made her choices. As Chancellor that's her job. Not her biggest fan, but she owned LK this morning.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
She made her choices. As Chancellor that's her job. Not her biggest fan, but she owned LK this morning.
FIFA is truly a world class embarrassment. You thought it couldn't get worse than Blatter? Infantino: "Park my beer truck."
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
FIFA is truly a world class embarrassment. You thought it couldn't get worse than Blatter? Infantino: "Park my beer truck."