Romulus77
@jonmsparks77.bsky.social
Joke of all trades, master of pun.
Seated
a man sits on a stool holding a microphone
ALT: a man sits on a stool holding a microphone
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Seated
Tesla announces partnership with Peter Petrawicki
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Tesla announces partnership with Peter Petrawicki
The Bombastic Ballbag Man
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 AM
The Bombastic Ballbag Man
Bloodsport. Love a good fighting tournament. Add in Bolo Yeung as a great villain and Donald Gibb as comic relief.
a group of men are standing next to each other in front of a building . one of the men is wearing sunglasses .
ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in front of a building . one of the men is wearing sunglasses .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Bloodsport. Love a good fighting tournament. Add in Bolo Yeung as a great villain and Donald Gibb as comic relief.
The larger question is how come there’s a murder chimp movie out right now and still no Detective Chimp movie?
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The larger question is how come there’s a murder chimp movie out right now and still no Detective Chimp movie?
Conduct the escapades like MJ Fox in Secret of My Success
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Conduct the escapades like MJ Fox in Secret of My Success
Staunch Panther: Woodshadow Forever
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Staunch Panther: Woodshadow Forever
They’re gonna ban danishes from US bakeries.
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
They’re gonna ban danishes from US bakeries.
Cape Canaveral:
the joker says this town needs an enema in a movie scene
ALT: the joker says this town needs an enema in a movie scene
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Cape Canaveral:
You take advantage and puck her
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
You take advantage and puck her
Angelo Colangelo makes me think actor Patrick Kilpatrick. Always snickered when I saw him in the credits of anything.
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Angelo Colangelo makes me think actor Patrick Kilpatrick. Always snickered when I saw him in the credits of anything.
I once stepped on a computer component I had let fall on the floor and ended up with two parallel rows of holes in my foot.
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I once stepped on a computer component I had let fall on the floor and ended up with two parallel rows of holes in my foot.
Hot Fuzz with Simon Pegg
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Hot Fuzz with Simon Pegg
Grab em by the pipeline
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Grab em by the pipeline
Grab em by the pipeline
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Grab em by the pipeline
The Unnatural
Butch Cassidy and the Sunburned Kid
All the President’s Chin
The Great Pedo Peeper
Legal Smeagols
Butch Cassidy and the Sunburned Kid
All the President’s Chin
The Great Pedo Peeper
Legal Smeagols
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The Unnatural
Butch Cassidy and the Sunburned Kid
All the President’s Chin
The Great Pedo Peeper
Legal Smeagols
Butch Cassidy and the Sunburned Kid
All the President’s Chin
The Great Pedo Peeper
Legal Smeagols
Republicans as Hot Fuzz characters thread please? 😉
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Republicans as Hot Fuzz characters thread please? 😉
Just to relate it to one of your other great threads:
My man looks like a Bond villain called Shitfinger
My man looks like a Bond villain called Shitfinger
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just to relate it to one of your other great threads:
My man looks like a Bond villain called Shitfinger
My man looks like a Bond villain called Shitfinger
Reminds me of an early Mulaney bit:
Like you'll walk by the newsstand and you'll see the headline like, "Beauty Slain", and then you look at the photo and you're like, "Hmm... How about: Body Found?"
Like you'll walk by the newsstand and you'll see the headline like, "Beauty Slain", and then you look at the photo and you're like, "Hmm... How about: Body Found?"
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reminds me of an early Mulaney bit:
Like you'll walk by the newsstand and you'll see the headline like, "Beauty Slain", and then you look at the photo and you're like, "Hmm... How about: Body Found?"
Like you'll walk by the newsstand and you'll see the headline like, "Beauty Slain", and then you look at the photo and you're like, "Hmm... How about: Body Found?"