Jonno Cohen
jonnocohen.bsky.social
Jonno Cohen
@jonnocohen.bsky.social
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
The Simpsons on M-Net open time
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by Jonno Cohen
9/n

We had to have the timeline where we’re told the AI will plan your child’s birthday party because you suck at caring enough; will write your poetry because you can’t just put “I love you” on a sheet of blank paper and understand it’s the greatest sonnet ever composed because it’s true.
May 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Frankly I was surprised I could still create a new one. And relieved the old one wasn’t still dormant with some long forgotten password that teenage me thought was funny. Because I’d have no way to recover that password or prove the account belonged to me. I’m a different man now.
April 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
(To transfer a domain from 30 years ago that still had my old Hotmail address listed as the admin)
April 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
2.05lb… Apple like that, you don’t eat all at once
March 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Huh, haven’t seen ours mentioned here. In South Africa it’s called a monkey’s wedding.
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Had to look this up because I couldn’t tell if you were being serious
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 AM