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If you have a party, I bet you play the all the classic Xmas tunes like Last Christmas, I gave you my Hearts (a collection taken as souvenirs from the chests of my enemy’s) and the very next day you gave it away (well she’s getting dumped). Happy Christmas Grunters

No, stop now Gruntleigh and think, this guy is suggesting you will be the love interest of the Lovely Jo and the other two. All you have to do is to keep quiet about it and set fire to the Third Doctor. This is a win win situation, why are you fighting your destiny?

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But if you play Cluedo we will always know monkey is the killer is

I can see you would be formidable opponent in a game of Scrabble, all those words you know real and imaginary, I wouldn’t stand a chance ( not to mention the massive Ray Gun in your holster)

Well it will save you all buying them little Fairy Gas Masks and Hazard Suits.

Maybe if’s for the Ogrons to use. I think they need a urinal in every room.