Great archive picture. Guess being a Cyberman was stressful.

Looking through my old photos I was freaked out when I spotted a spectral butter alien ghost on my slice of granary. We are not alone.

It’s not the most photogenic element of Christmas Lunch. But without the legendary pot of “Jon’s Gravy’ all of the rest just wouldn’t be worth the trouble 😂

I have given my house, all my money and other worldly goods away to enable me to embrace this new hot trend of choosing to be homeless.

Desperately trying to melt the 2 minuscule rock-hard butter pats before my coffee ices over. Why can butter no longer be served at a temperature that allows it to be spread? Whatever happened to traditional service? #waitrose #healthandsafety