Ubla
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Mad
Bad
Dangerous to know

Who am I kidding.... 😂
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Mohamed Salah has now played exactly as many games for Liverpool as Thierry Henry did across his legendary eight-year stint at Arsenal.

And the numbers are remarkably similar. Up there with the all-time greats 🇪🇬👑
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Currently watching the Copa Libertadores on bbc3.
Hulk is playing for Athletico Mineiro.
He might be the first ever onomatopoeic footballer.

Size of him
November 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I used to watch #bbcqt.
Then I stopped but still commented on the clips.
And because I did that my twitter account always sent me videos of the show.
I saw a couple of clips last night and saw Jacob-Rees-Mogg on there.

And then something dawned on me.
November 29, 2024 at 9:23 AM
I feel a "Spursy" coming on here.
😂
The more Tottenham go ahead, the less secure you feel about the result for Tottenham.
November 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Kulisevski is a great player.
That ball in to Madison was sensational.
Still think City win the game though.
November 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
The guy with the Sideshow Bob hair cut for Leicester plays football exactly how you'd expect Sideshow Bob to play football.
He stands on a lot of rakes.
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Hope everyone has a lovely weekend.
The footy is back.
Boom
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
RIP John Prescott.

Said it like it was.
Not too many around like that anymore.
If we replaced the career politicians with more John Prescott's we'd be in a much better place.
November 21, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Anyone talking about farming on here?
Hope not.
👀
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Good morning everyone.

Today can't be worse than yesterday.

Yesterday, I went to visit a house with a puppy in it. (Cavalier spaniel)

I then, accidentally, stood on said puppy.

Felt really guilty about it, (puppy was fine) and then I stood on a present that the puppy had left in the L/room.
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 AM
That fight was exactly what we all though it was going to be.

A farce.
November 16, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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Right. Over on Twitter I managed 900 followers in 16 years. Gonnae help me get a few on here? Go on follow me, I am occasionally funny and sometimes grumpy but always appreciative.
November 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Lovely goal from Curtis Jones there...
Getting better and better and better.
Made up for him.
November 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The first goal of the Slot era.
The team move for the Jota goal at Ipswich.
Quote this with your favourite goal of the season so far. GO!
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Quote with the most random former #LFC player you can think of.

Paul Stewart

Shite
Quote with the most random former #LFC player you can think of.

David Burrows
www.sporting-heroes.net/football/liv...
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM
*Searching for your friends on bluesky*

It's going to take a bit of time.
But I will find you.

In my best Liam Neeson voice.
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I'm now wondering what right wing, narcissist, ego maniac billionaire will buy this app in 10 yrs to saturate us with bots, racism and pornography.
November 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Testing,
Testing,
1
2

Is anyone out there??
November 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM