Breaking News!! The Whitehouse is being renamed Taco Bell.

Joe Biden on life support would have been better than this

So honored to win the golf Club Championship at the course I made in my living room. Thank you to all of the stuffed animals that keep the course in great shape. I beat out some tough competition from my dog Cody! Congrats to me!!

I love screwing with scammers who randomly text me.

I am going to look at the next 4 years like going to the dentist. I hate it, it is gonna hurt a bit, going to make me gag at times.. and when it is over I will feel better….