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Jon Cook
@jonnysize.bsky.social
Breaking: Dude Perfect to challenge Michael Jordan in a 5 on 1 game at Rucker Park for the chip. Overtime will be determined by an “anything goes” game of horse.
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Breaking: Jake Paul has announced that he will be rumbling with Butterbean this July 4th at the Alamo.
November 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Tennis shoes or tenny shoes?
September 13, 2023 at 2:50 AM
People who don’t reset the break room microwave also definitely hang the toilet paper roll under. Not under the microwave. You know who you are, and you know what I mean.
September 10, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Easy things that are hard to do:
Clipping fingernails.
September 10, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Make a movie about a killer clown that’s just like really, really, really good at being a clown. Trailer: “He may be a clown, but he’s killing it.”
September 10, 2023 at 4:55 AM