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jono smith
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We may be projecting in the wrong direction again.
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Donnie, once you’re done there and with the restroom, show some hustle and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
A three-panel meme. The left side features two gas station signs: the top shows a Chevron logo modified to read "Chevdon," and the bottom shows an Exxon logo modified to read "Exxdon." The right side features Lump portrayed as a weary gas station attendant. He is wearing a tattered red "Make America Great Again" hat and a blue work shirt with name patches that read "Donnie" and "Trump-Kennedy Gas & Go." His bandaged hands are stained with grease and what appears to be blood.
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, which for him at his age always resulted in significant bruising. Thinking their cameras couldn’t see him, he tried to hide his shame under more makeup, and snuck a Tylenol for the pain. Until tomorrow.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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ICE can melt in hell.
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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A ten-gallon hat covers a lot, but not a chin implant and a lip lift.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem speaks at a podium, defending ICE agents who executed a driver for the failure to use a turn signal. She wears a tan cowboy hat, a tan button-down shirt, and large hoop earrings. Her eyes appear distorted or missing. She stands before an American flag and a solid orange background, with two black microphones positioned in front of her. The text “C-WORD” appears in the top right corner.
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Do you think Joe Biden could do this?
A meme featuring Lump against a sunset sky background. He is wearing a dark suit and blue tie, with his eyes closed and fists clenched near his shoulders as if struggling to lift heavy, non-existent weights. Above him, the words “THE LAST AIRBENDER” are written in the bold, distressed white font style from the Avatar: The Last Airbender franchise.
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, but still couldn’t find Greenland on the globe. Probably because it’s the red one Elon left from the Mars project. Until tomorrow.
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Crappy Anniversary.
A dense crowd, many wearing red hats and winter gear, is gathered outdoors under an overcast sky. Large American flags and various political banners are held aloft. Prominent among them is a yellow Gadsden flag featuring a coiled rattlesnake and the motto “Don't Tread on Me,” alongside blue flags reading “2020 - KEEP AMERICA GREAT.” Several elements, including hats and specific text on banners, have been redacted with solid black rectangles.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, ran Venezuela for a bit, then a quick Snack Wrap, then ran Venezuela some more before a big Big Mac lunch. Until tomorrow.
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Some dated references.
A two-panel vertical meme playing on historical and pop-culture names through puns. TOP PANEL: The text "Donroe Doctrine" (a portmanteau of Donald and Monroe) is displayed in a curved, gold serif font at the top. Below the text is a composite image featuring James Monroe on the left and Lump in the center. The background includes a dramatic sky, fighter jets, a naval ship, and the American flag, mimicking a historical or political documentary poster. BOTTOM PANEL: The text "Don Ho Documentary" is displayed in the same gold font. The image features a portrait of Melania Lump in the foreground. To her left is a smaller image of the Hawaiian entertainer Don Ho wearing a lei. In the bottom right corner, a small white flag with the "BE BEST" campaign logo is visible.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and an aspirin-and-M&M’s McFlurry. Although he didn’t like wearing compression socks, his ankles already felt sufficiently compressed in his regular ones. He’d rather they were swollen with thin blood than that thick shit. Until tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Press 2 for Amerispeak…
An outdoor photo based on the "Change My Mind" meme template. A man in a blue long-sleeved shirt sits at a black folding table with two mugs and some papers. A large white sign is taped to the front of the table with the following text: "PREDICTION FOR 2026: Trump will install the recently pardoned former President of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernández, as the new leader of Venezuela 'because of the language thing.' CHANGE MY MIND"
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, balled up the greasy wrapper, took his shot, and sank it in the wastebasket, which was encased in statuary marble and gold. Until tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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New Year, New Regimes.
Smoke rises at La Carlota airbase after explosions and low-flying aircraft were heard in Caracas, Venezuela, on Saturday, January 3, 2026. In the background, towering over the horizon above the city skyline, is a massive drone show displaying a glowing figure made of multi-colored lights. OMG, is that Lump?
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, and the only real prediction he’s making for 2026 is that Biden won’t live to see the midterms—thinking it’d be funny to sign that EO with an autopen. Until tomorrow.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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And we thought concealing things with makeup was too much?!
A meme showing Melania Lump walking through a formal ballroom at Mar-a-Lago, holding hands with a person in a full Raphael Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume. Melania is wearing a sparkling silver sleeveless gown, and they are surrounded by guests in formal attire. A circular inset in the top right corner shows a close-up of the two. Text at the bottom reads: "ALL EYES ON MELANIA TRUMP AS SHE DAZZLES IN SILVER AT MAR-A-LAGO ON NEW YEAR’S EVE."
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, followed by two Reese's Oreo Cups and a whole sleeve of Oreo Reese's Cookies, creme centers only, to officially usher in the Thousand-Year Reese's Oreo Era. Until tomorrow.
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had a Fruit & Maple Oatmeal bowl for breakfast, per his New Year’s resolution, then his usual Egg McMuffin for second breakfast and brunch. Until tomorrow.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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#HAPPYNEWYEAR

www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
Trump to Pull National Guard From L.A., Chicago and Portland, Ore.
The administration suffered a loss at the Supreme Court last week over troops in Chicago.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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*An AI-generated, composite image showing [REDACTED], Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell inside the cabin of a private jet. [REDACTED] stands in the center wearing a white bathrobe, with his hands resting on the chairs of Epstein (left) and Maxwell (right). Jeffrey Epstein is wearing a grey sweatshirt that says "THE RANCH," and Ghislaine Maxwell is wearing a patterned blue shirt, resting her chin on her hand. The image has a grainy, vintage photographic texture, but exhibits several visual inconsistencies characteristic of AI generation.
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and made a New Year’s resolution to stop eating them for breakfast every day. Until tomorrow.
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and ended his latest call with Putin, agreeing that Brigitte Bardot was at least a 9, as a path forward. Until tomorrow.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin and double-tapped the secret button, hopefully for Diet Coke and not some drone again. Until tomorrow.
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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That finger is going to bruise for sure.
A wide shot of Lump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy standing in an ornate room. Lump, on the left, is wearing a blue suit and gold tie, pointing his finger toward Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy, on the right, wears a black sweatshirt with a small Ukrainian crest and looks at Trump with a slight smile. Speech bubble above Zelenskyy: “But what will happen if I pull on it?”
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Good morning. Maybe he had his usual Egg McMuffin, then pulled out some chunky yarn and a stapler. It’s going to be a beautiful poncho, he thought: a perfect poncho, a poncho sure to land him TV’s Game of Wool title as America’s, no, WORLD’S Best Knitter! But somehow he got ketchup on it.
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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It’s always Epstein... Epstein... Epstein!
A television news broadcast from Fox News Channel showing Lump seated at a formal dinner table. He is wearing a dark suit and gold tie, raising his right hand in a wave while looking toward the camera with a serious expression. Melania Lump is seated to his far left, smiling and looking toward another man whose back is to the camera. The table is decorated with a green tablecloth, white plates, wine glasses, and a floral centerpiece with red flowers. An on-screen graphic at the bottom reads, "ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?"
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM