Too Clever By Hole
@jonsequitur.bsky.social
Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
Pinned
Yes, yes, I'm late. But more importantly I'm stupid.
I'm so close to perfection.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm so close to perfection.
The "What will MTG do after she retires" discourse is ridiculous. IDGAF, it's not like I would care if a robocall scamming entrepreneur quit for something else after vesting their pension (especially when I'm paying the fucking pension). Why are we searching for new grifts for the criminally insane?
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The "What will MTG do after she retires" discourse is ridiculous. IDGAF, it's not like I would care if a robocall scamming entrepreneur quit for something else after vesting their pension (especially when I'm paying the fucking pension). Why are we searching for new grifts for the criminally insane?
It appears I may have erred in getting my COVID and flu shot in the same arm.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It appears I may have erred in getting my COVID and flu shot in the same arm.
I have survived a Costco and Publix trip on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Thank me for my service
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have survived a Costco and Publix trip on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Thank me for my service
Brent Key channeling James Franklin
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Brent Key channeling James Franklin
Gotdamnit @edsbs.bsky.social you can't just tell me as a flacons fan that Russia has a ring just when I unrack while benching. That's plain rude
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gotdamnit @edsbs.bsky.social you can't just tell me as a flacons fan that Russia has a ring just when I unrack while benching. That's plain rude
The fact that I dress from the waist up like Swanboy and the waist down like Noel is somewhat concerning.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The fact that I dress from the waist up like Swanboy and the waist down like Noel is somewhat concerning.
ACC Crab Bucket 4 Lyfe!
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ACC Crab Bucket 4 Lyfe!
The ACC refs are drunk with power this year and I, for one, am here for it.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The ACC refs are drunk with power this year and I, for one, am here for it.
With the Apocalypse Chow commercials inundating CFB broadcasts this year I'm not sure what I find more daunting - that they don't care enough to make the food pellets look remotely appetizing, or that that they did try their hardest and this was the result
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
With the Apocalypse Chow commercials inundating CFB broadcasts this year I'm not sure what I find more daunting - that they don't care enough to make the food pellets look remotely appetizing, or that that they did try their hardest and this was the result
Gah, Miami, those are some eyesores you are wearing as unis tonight
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gah, Miami, those are some eyesores you are wearing as unis tonight
I, for one, am sick of getting fucked by the Republicans on the Public Service Commission who have voted to raise our bills SIX FUCKING TIMES
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I, for one, am sick of getting fucked by the Republicans on the Public Service Commission who have voted to raise our bills SIX FUCKING TIMES
Had a shock reminding me that I'm atlantan down to my bedrock by coming from being of town for a week and in the uber ride home from the airport thinking "wow, this driver is pretty sedate" and we're going 75 in the slow lane on 285.
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Had a shock reminding me that I'm atlantan down to my bedrock by coming from being of town for a week and in the uber ride home from the airport thinking "wow, this driver is pretty sedate" and we're going 75 in the slow lane on 285.
I'm still trying to figure out on these Andy barr ads if he has photoshopped the holding hands with his bestie in chief pic
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm still trying to figure out on these Andy barr ads if he has photoshopped the holding hands with his bestie in chief pic
I don't know if was the perfect weather this week or what, but it's such a lovely city you have here @actioncookbook.com and @502eire.lol - if I was 20 years younger I would be packing up to move.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don't know if was the perfect weather this week or what, but it's such a lovely city you have here @actioncookbook.com and @502eire.lol - if I was 20 years younger I would be packing up to move.
I know we joke about the last good Republican, but the sentiment WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE WITH CHARITY FOR ALL is appallingly inverse to this current petty and cruel bitchass administration
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I know we joke about the last good Republican, but the sentiment WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE WITH CHARITY FOR ALL is appallingly inverse to this current petty and cruel bitchass administration
Obscured in this photo: the key fob for the Bronco that somehow had the panic button depressed. Investigators are working in shifts to solve the mystery.
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Obscured in this photo: the key fob for the Bronco that somehow had the panic button depressed. Investigators are working in shifts to solve the mystery.
I'm not sure if dog whistles actually work, but the sound of a fridge door has a 100% success rate.
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm not sure if dog whistles actually work, but the sound of a fridge door has a 100% success rate.
Please pardon the lurker question, @502eire.lol - my company decided I needed to go to Louisville next week, in your opinion is there one (or two) daytime attraction/activity/meal (I'll be working nights) that must be taken in? I'm perusing the @actioncookbook.com city guide, but there's too much!
October 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Please pardon the lurker question, @502eire.lol - my company decided I needed to go to Louisville next week, in your opinion is there one (or two) daytime attraction/activity/meal (I'll be working nights) that must be taken in? I'm perusing the @actioncookbook.com city guide, but there's too much!
I don't know why Lane Kiffin complains about the kickoff times. This LSU-Ole Miss game is drunk and it isn't even at night.
September 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don't know why Lane Kiffin complains about the kickoff times. This LSU-Ole Miss game is drunk and it isn't even at night.
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and realizing that I didn't realize @jasonkirk.fyi had written a novella and thought an offhand reference earlier this week to a spinoff from HIAWWY was referring to the Bible.
September 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and realizing that I didn't realize @jasonkirk.fyi had written a novella and thought an offhand reference earlier this week to a spinoff from HIAWWY was referring to the Bible.
AI has ruined Google to the point they starting making the yellow pages again.
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
AI has ruined Google to the point they starting making the yellow pages again.
Once again, listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social while lifting heavy at the gym is The Most Dangerous Game
September 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Once again, listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social while lifting heavy at the gym is The Most Dangerous Game
Well, @stevengodfrey.bsky.social has officially gone legit. A guy on marta after the ATLUTD game asked me about the Hates My Team shirt "is that Steven Godfrey the Washington Post reporter?"
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Well, @stevengodfrey.bsky.social has officially gone legit. A guy on marta after the ATLUTD game asked me about the Hates My Team shirt "is that Steven Godfrey the Washington Post reporter?"
I'm starting to think Brent Key's superpower is making opposing coaches forget they have timeouts
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm starting to think Brent Key's superpower is making opposing coaches forget they have timeouts