Jon Simonsen
@jonsimonsen.bsky.social
Cubs, Packers and Hawkeye fan. Dad of 2. Husband of 1.
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by Jon Simonsen
I just accidentally breezed by something called “The Incredible Dog Challenge “ and the commentator was saying, “When they’re not competing they’re just dogs.” Absolutely unassailable analysis.
July 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just accidentally breezed by something called “The Incredible Dog Challenge “ and the commentator was saying, “When they’re not competing they’re just dogs.” Absolutely unassailable analysis.
Oh look, Dansby is still terrible with RISP.
July 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh look, Dansby is still terrible with RISP.
Damn, this one was tough.
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Cubs #306
"Cream N' Crop Pitchers"
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Cubs #306
"Cream N' Crop Pitchers"
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🟡🟢🟢🟡
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July 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Damn, this one was tough.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #306
"Cream N' Crop Pitchers"
🟡⚪️🟢🟡
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #306
"Cream N' Crop Pitchers"
🟡⚪️🟢🟡
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
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The Bulls are so stupid. They have now traded DeRozan, Levine, Caruso and now Lonzo Ball and have recieved ZERO draft picks in return.
June 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Bulls are so stupid. They have now traded DeRozan, Levine, Caruso and now Lonzo Ball and have recieved ZERO draft picks in return.
If you take away the 8 earned by Taillon, the Cubs win 7-0.
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you take away the 8 earned by Taillon, the Cubs win 7-0.
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
June 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
The Parking Lot Pimp goes yard!
June 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Parking Lot Pimp goes yard!
Is Javier Assad healthy yet? I'm so done with the Cade Horton experiment.
June 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Is Javier Assad healthy yet? I'm so done with the Cade Horton experiment.
Sing the song.
Fly the W.
Cubs win!
Fly the W.
Cubs win!
a teddy bear wearing a clark 1 jersey stands on a balcony
ALT: a teddy bear wearing a clark 1 jersey stands on a balcony
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June 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sing the song.
Fly the W.
Cubs win!
Fly the W.
Cubs win!
19.5 seconds left, tie game. This is unbelievable and I'm not even a big hockey fan.
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
19.5 seconds left, tie game. This is unbelievable and I'm not even a big hockey fan.
Well this is a new one.
June 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well this is a new one.
This is the best week of the school year. No one gives a shit about anything. Anyway, here's The Bloodhound Gang.
Mope
Bloodhound Gang · Hooray For Boobies · Song · 1999
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June 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the best week of the school year. No one gives a shit about anything. Anyway, here's The Bloodhound Gang.