@jonsminibar.bsky.social
My kid finally got to an age that we watch movies together and I am running out of options quick. So up next is either Aliens or Gladiator, what is better for a 4 year old?
February 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My kid finally got to an age that we watch movies together and I am running out of options quick. So up next is either Aliens or Gladiator, what is better for a 4 year old?
If anyone actually got a video of me eating popcorn in a dark movie theatre, I would 100% die alone
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If anyone actually got a video of me eating popcorn in a dark movie theatre, I would 100% die alone
Question for @godpod.bsky.social
What is the punishment for people not putting small bags at their feet on a flight but rather filling up the carry-on bit with more than their fair share?
I mean, it's not as bad as your rule, 'neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee'
What is the punishment for people not putting small bags at their feet on a flight but rather filling up the carry-on bit with more than their fair share?
I mean, it's not as bad as your rule, 'neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee'
January 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Question for @godpod.bsky.social
What is the punishment for people not putting small bags at their feet on a flight but rather filling up the carry-on bit with more than their fair share?
I mean, it's not as bad as your rule, 'neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee'
What is the punishment for people not putting small bags at their feet on a flight but rather filling up the carry-on bit with more than their fair share?
I mean, it's not as bad as your rule, 'neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee'
I have renamed the 'Gulf of America' to 'I can't Belize it's not Mexico'
I will see myself out.
I will see myself out.
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I have renamed the 'Gulf of America' to 'I can't Belize it's not Mexico'
I will see myself out.
I will see myself out.
If i worked anywhere near or around US politicians, I would be wearing a spy cam and a wire like I was ratting on the Sopranos.
Some crazy shit is going to go down in the next 4 years, get yourself a Netflix deal out of it.
Some crazy shit is going to go down in the next 4 years, get yourself a Netflix deal out of it.
January 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If i worked anywhere near or around US politicians, I would be wearing a spy cam and a wire like I was ratting on the Sopranos.
Some crazy shit is going to go down in the next 4 years, get yourself a Netflix deal out of it.
Some crazy shit is going to go down in the next 4 years, get yourself a Netflix deal out of it.
Been feverish for 3 days, finally turning the corner. My wife just got it and is acting like I am a Russian agent who served her poisoned tea.
January 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Been feverish for 3 days, finally turning the corner. My wife just got it and is acting like I am a Russian agent who served her poisoned tea.
If you think Greenland should vote to join the US, then the blue states should have a vote to join the great Kingdom of Denmark.
Only seems fair...
Only seems fair...
January 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If you think Greenland should vote to join the US, then the blue states should have a vote to join the great Kingdom of Denmark.
Only seems fair...
Only seems fair...
4YO is learning the hard way that my hippo is indeed the hungriest.
January 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
4YO is learning the hard way that my hippo is indeed the hungriest.
We have one of those handheld shower heads with our bath. My son likes to wait until I am sitting in front of it before he turns it on and sprays me. He is 4. I can't get revenge yet but ooooooooo boy, wait till you are a teenager kiddo.
January 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
We have one of those handheld shower heads with our bath. My son likes to wait until I am sitting in front of it before he turns it on and sprays me. He is 4. I can't get revenge yet but ooooooooo boy, wait till you are a teenager kiddo.
For some reason, whenever I am filling up a taco, I forget it is not the size of a bed sheet.
January 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
For some reason, whenever I am filling up a taco, I forget it is not the size of a bed sheet.
My kid vomitted at 12.05am.
Like, kid, I knew this was going to be a rough year but goddamn.
Like, kid, I knew this was going to be a rough year but goddamn.
December 31, 2024 at 10:13 PM
My kid vomitted at 12.05am.
Like, kid, I knew this was going to be a rough year but goddamn.
Like, kid, I knew this was going to be a rough year but goddamn.
Each a whole sleeve of cookies?
Shameful and gluttonous behaviour.
Taking 12 trips to the cupboard to each them individually as you decide what you REALLY want to eat.
Reasonable.
Shameful and gluttonous behaviour.
Taking 12 trips to the cupboard to each them individually as you decide what you REALLY want to eat.
Reasonable.
December 30, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Each a whole sleeve of cookies?
Shameful and gluttonous behaviour.
Taking 12 trips to the cupboard to each them individually as you decide what you REALLY want to eat.
Reasonable.
Shameful and gluttonous behaviour.
Taking 12 trips to the cupboard to each them individually as you decide what you REALLY want to eat.
Reasonable.
Did some work in the garden again. After last year's renovations and buying of materials, we spent about $6k
The only things we managed to keep alive were 3 onions. Woolworths has then at $0.82 each. That's $2.46.
That means that after 2,439 more years, I will be making a profit on the endeavour.
The only things we managed to keep alive were 3 onions. Woolworths has then at $0.82 each. That's $2.46.
That means that after 2,439 more years, I will be making a profit on the endeavour.
December 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Did some work in the garden again. After last year's renovations and buying of materials, we spent about $6k
The only things we managed to keep alive were 3 onions. Woolworths has then at $0.82 each. That's $2.46.
That means that after 2,439 more years, I will be making a profit on the endeavour.
The only things we managed to keep alive were 3 onions. Woolworths has then at $0.82 each. That's $2.46.
That means that after 2,439 more years, I will be making a profit on the endeavour.
A rival dad just called an Irish Whiskey - Scotch.
I punced on him like a Puma.
I punced on him like a Puma.
December 29, 2024 at 6:37 AM
A rival dad just called an Irish Whiskey - Scotch.
I punced on him like a Puma.
I punced on him like a Puma.
Ok you goddamn kitchen hipsters. I got a bloody airfryer. If this thing does not make the best wings ever, I am going to come for all y'all.
December 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Ok you goddamn kitchen hipsters. I got a bloody airfryer. If this thing does not make the best wings ever, I am going to come for all y'all.
Building Lego with my 4YO.
Me - I need you to pass me the Thingamajig, Doohikee and Whatsyamacallit.
4YO - Ummmmmmm what?
Me - I really cannot be any clearer than that.
Me - I need you to pass me the Thingamajig, Doohikee and Whatsyamacallit.
4YO - Ummmmmmm what?
Me - I really cannot be any clearer than that.
December 28, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Building Lego with my 4YO.
Me - I need you to pass me the Thingamajig, Doohikee and Whatsyamacallit.
4YO - Ummmmmmm what?
Me - I really cannot be any clearer than that.
Me - I need you to pass me the Thingamajig, Doohikee and Whatsyamacallit.
4YO - Ummmmmmm what?
Me - I really cannot be any clearer than that.
Genuine question.
Does Groundhog Day count as an Xmas movie? Like, I get it's another day but it snowy AF.
Does Groundhog Day count as an Xmas movie? Like, I get it's another day but it snowy AF.
December 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Genuine question.
Does Groundhog Day count as an Xmas movie? Like, I get it's another day but it snowy AF.
Does Groundhog Day count as an Xmas movie? Like, I get it's another day but it snowy AF.
Going to watch Dune Part 13 tonight.
They didn't do more movies but my wife and I only get to watch movies 15 minutes at a time.
They didn't do more movies but my wife and I only get to watch movies 15 minutes at a time.
December 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Going to watch Dune Part 13 tonight.
They didn't do more movies but my wife and I only get to watch movies 15 minutes at a time.
They didn't do more movies but my wife and I only get to watch movies 15 minutes at a time.
The unspoken truth of being the cook on Christmas. Everyone thinks you are awesome, but you really just get to hang-out by yourself and drink beers all day by the oven.
December 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
The unspoken truth of being the cook on Christmas. Everyone thinks you are awesome, but you really just get to hang-out by yourself and drink beers all day by the oven.
Only 5 more days until my son open his presents then plays with the goddamn wrapping paper.
December 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Only 5 more days until my son open his presents then plays with the goddamn wrapping paper.
Loving having the Xmas tree up. Makes the house look so much nicer. Would it be wierd to take all the decorations off and just have a nice tree in the house?
Or am I barking up the wrong....
Or am I barking up the wrong....
December 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Loving having the Xmas tree up. Makes the house look so much nicer. Would it be wierd to take all the decorations off and just have a nice tree in the house?
Or am I barking up the wrong....
Or am I barking up the wrong....
Seeing Trump already plan to use taxes to heavily favor the rich and powerful reminds me of an American phrase but I cannot remember quite what it is....
You have no representation in the tax department?
Oh well, must not be important.
You have no representation in the tax department?
Oh well, must not be important.
December 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Seeing Trump already plan to use taxes to heavily favor the rich and powerful reminds me of an American phrase but I cannot remember quite what it is....
You have no representation in the tax department?
Oh well, must not be important.
You have no representation in the tax department?
Oh well, must not be important.
Finally going to the doctor after being obviously hurt for 2 weeks.
Doctor - How can I help you today?
Me - You win you bastard. Now heal me with your voodoo.
Doctor - How can I help you today?
Me - You win you bastard. Now heal me with your voodoo.
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Finally going to the doctor after being obviously hurt for 2 weeks.
Doctor - How can I help you today?
Me - You win you bastard. Now heal me with your voodoo.
Doctor - How can I help you today?
Me - You win you bastard. Now heal me with your voodoo.
Rockefeller and Standard Oil
In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court found the company in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and ordered it to divest itself of major holdings.
We need a government not in the pockets of modern-day Rockefeller's.
In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court found the company in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and ordered it to divest itself of major holdings.
We need a government not in the pockets of modern-day Rockefeller's.
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Rockefeller and Standard Oil
In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court found the company in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and ordered it to divest itself of major holdings.
We need a government not in the pockets of modern-day Rockefeller's.
In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court found the company in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act and ordered it to divest itself of major holdings.
We need a government not in the pockets of modern-day Rockefeller's.
Watching the football with my son is one of the best joys in my life. Even when he climbs behind me on the sofa and tries to double-leg yeet me across the living room...
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Watching the football with my son is one of the best joys in my life. Even when he climbs behind me on the sofa and tries to double-leg yeet me across the living room...