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Jon Stout
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Yeah. Rough way to start Hanukkah. 😮‍💨😞
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Thank you, Mayor.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
But news flash - they don't care. And they never have.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good. Thank you.
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like your acculturation is coming along swimmingly.
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Pretty good! You matched me.

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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Huh. Strong showing from the Czechs. I wouldn't have expected that.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That sums it up. May they all pay for it each and every day in a thousand painful little ways.
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So you're fully in favor of Israel's destruction now? Kit and caboodle, women and children. The whole nine yards?
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Would that I could.
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The highest bidder at any given moment, I guess?
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gun, with occasional music (and cryotherapy advice.)

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December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hate it when dreams just get stuck like that and don't know where to go. It's like it sets up the cool situation and then everyone just stands there awkwardly. Like all the characters didn't think they'd actually get this far.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What's even more fucked up if that I have to ask which one you mean.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ah, that makes sense. So he's actually shuffling slowly between panels like an old man with a walker. 😆
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If his power wanes. Even if we've got momentum, we're still early days here. Anything could change.
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
... (opens band_names.txt)
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
... so is the character just stopping every ten paces or so to pose dramatically?
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yup. Nailed it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"I have been standing for so long."
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Incredible!
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Are you planning on giving her a bath of some sort?
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That's a good first step, though! Certainly beats the alternative.
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Duh.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do he and Bowser at least get along?...
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM